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Offline RageBeoulve

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Duke, cmere.
« on: September 29, 2010, 07:41:37 AM »
I'm not calling you in here to pick on you, but to show you something. A last ditch effort to salvage you, I guess. Now then. You seem to have a problem with people kicking you around on here, and want to return to AFF because there are people there that your goofy trolling works on.

Forget it. You're not going to get back in there. Why not stay here instead, and learn some actual social skills. Lets address the problems one at a time.

*You don't like the lack of respect, or getting picked on.

Have you ever wondered why this is happening to you? It doesn't matter, because you change a first impression, but you can change your image. Go ahead and ask TCO. My first impression of the guy is that he was a total jackwagon. Now we're pals. You know why? Ask him. Anyway, here is an example of what happens when people gang up on someone, and they DON'T throw a fit.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11368.0.html


Now. I'm open to any questions you have, bud.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 08:00:20 AM »
Also, heres a cute, easy to watch instructional video that will describe to you exactly what is happening over and over duke.

"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 09:41:20 AM »
That video was cute. It inverted my PINGAS for a minute there while I was blabbing "aaaawwww how cute!"

You want to call me out, eh? Well...

BRING IT ON, TOUGH GUY!!!

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 09:47:19 AM »
I tried, duke. I'm willing to help, but I only have so much patience.

Are you going to drop the act, or am I wasting my time?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 01:07:57 PM »
How am I going to learn social skills on here anyways?

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 01:33:12 PM »
How am I going to learn social skills on here anyways?

I think Rage is right. I'm here to try and improve my minimal social skills.

How am I going to learn social skills on here anyways?

You could try and see what type of behaviour elicits a positive reaction and which types recieve a negative reaction. Once you've got some idea of what creates positive reactions you could try putting that into practice in real life.
You do come across as a bit arrogant on here. Maybe it would pay to be a little more humble.
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 02:25:49 PM »
How am I going to learn social skills on here anyways?

I think Rage is right. I'm here to try and improve my minimal social skills.

How am I going to learn social skills on here anyways?

You could try and see what type of behaviour elicits a positive reaction and which types recieve a negative reaction. Once you've got some idea of what creates positive reactions you could try putting that into practice in real life.
You do come across as a bit arrogant on here. Maybe it would pay to be a little more humble.
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 07:11:57 PM »
From what we've seen of Duke, the 2 most important lessons he learned from his mum before she entertained the postman were:

===> Stupid is as stupid does.

And

===> Life is like a box of chocolates.

Only thing is, the REAL Forrest Gump actually made something of himself.

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 07:16:27 PM »
Mudkipz - I know you know that BIG PRINT is shouting, but it also turns people off.  BTW - If you'd really like to insult someone and make them work to read your post, then do it in really small print, like this.
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 09:07:27 PM »
Mudkipz - I know you know that BIG PRINT is shouting, but it also turns people off.  BTW - If you'd really like to insult someone and make them work to read your post, then do it in really small print, like this.

Whachu you talkin' 'bout, lady? Always type BIG fool!
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 09:09:14 PM »
Wait, let me get my telescope.
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 09:09:29 PM »
Mudkipz - I know you know that BIG PRINT is shouting, but it also turns people off.  BTW - If you'd really like to insult someone and make them work to read your post, then do it in really small print, like this.

Whachu you talkin' 'bout, lady? Always type BIG.

OMG it's so loud in here, everybody STFU! :zombiefuck:
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CBC should be an option  :lol:

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pathologizers gonna pathologize

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Doing the wrong thing (hopefully without fucking things up too bad) will often point you toward what to do right.

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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 09:12:35 PM »
wut
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 09:15:10 PM »
 :hug: CBC
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ZOMG!!! Sir Les is a telepath who can read our mindzz Ooooh Noooeeess!!!  :GA:
Nope. Common sense. I know such insight may astound you though Scrap.
This is Sir Les' definition of "backing his shit up".  :hahaha:
This was supposed to be backed up?   :tard:
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Re: Duke, cmere.
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 09:18:55 PM »
wut

Am just having some on-topic fun!  :headbang2:
Quote from:  Sea Tart on March 25, 2011 at 11:53:15 AM
CBC should be an option  :lol:

Quote from: PMS Elle on January 24, 2012 at 08:00:51 PM
pathologizers gonna pathologize

Quote from: PPK on April 12, 2012 at 2:10:05 AM
Doing the wrong thing (hopefully without fucking things up too bad) will often point you toward what to do right.