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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2580 on: May 29, 2013, 09:43:36 AM »
I used to play Music for the High School Radio... yet the only place we broadcasted was the cafeteria.

  My high school didn't have a radio station.  Also, our football team sucked.  (emo)

We didn't have a football team.
Was football around back then?  :zoinks:

Wouldn't have mattered.  It was an all-girls public school.  Over 3,000 students, all girls.  Our school board's answer to integration.  Can't have those black boys contaminating our white lilies.  We had 3 high schools in the 1960's; one male, one female and one mixed (that school was on a isolated island (Grand Isle) about 90 miles away from the rest of the parish.) 
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2581 on: May 29, 2013, 12:12:01 PM »
sticky again. time for a hot bath,  :laugh:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2582 on: July 02, 2013, 03:16:42 PM »
Today I walked around with two little cuts on the chin from the foam/hot water/'razoring' I did this morning. Guess my attention-level isn't as high as I like it to be.. for the last (dunno) month (?).
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2583 on: July 02, 2013, 03:26:47 PM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2584 on: July 02, 2013, 03:35:23 PM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Girls too?

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2585 on: July 02, 2013, 03:57:18 PM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Girls too?
??? I'm not sure if that applies to erect nipples.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2586 on: July 02, 2013, 05:07:09 PM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Is this trivia stemming from your own experience?  :orly:






It is wise advise though. Could be thromboses causing an erection to last that long. No fun for the patient at all.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2587 on: July 02, 2013, 08:02:07 PM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Is this trivia stemming from your own experience?  :orly:

I experienced receiving the advice while watching a tv advertisement. I am reasonably certain that no erection of mine has exceeded 3 hours 55 minutes.  :apondering:




It is wise advise though. Could be thromboses causing an erection to last that long. No fun for the patient at all.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2588 on: July 02, 2013, 08:04:26 PM »
I have driven about 8000 miles so far this year
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2589 on: July 03, 2013, 06:23:12 AM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Is this trivia stemming from your own experience?  :orly:






It is wise advise though. Could be thromboses causing an erection to last that long. No fun for the patient at all.
I experienced receiving the advice while watching a tv advertisement. I am reasonably certain that no erection of mine has exceeded 3 hours 55 minutes.  :apondering:

Count yourself lucky.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2590 on: July 03, 2013, 07:15:57 AM »
Be sure to call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Is this trivia stemming from your own experience?  :orly:






It is wise advise though. Could be thromboses causing an erection to last that long. No fun for the patient at all.
I experienced receiving the advice while watching a tv advertisement. I am reasonably certain that no erection of mine has exceeded 3 hours 55 minutes.  :apondering:

Count yourself lucky.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2591 on: July 03, 2013, 06:55:20 PM »
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2592 on: July 03, 2013, 08:07:10 PM »
The military controls Egypt.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2593 on: July 03, 2013, 09:27:57 PM »
types with one hand pretty well

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2594 on: July 07, 2013, 09:38:38 AM »
I used to see coloured outlines around all objects, as a kid. Blue tones on one side, red to the other.
Kind of a pity that that disappeared.
I do see this now but it is because I wear prismatic lenses. I use a dark theme on here so the white lettering shows red underneath and blue on top.
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