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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1395 on: January 11, 2012, 03:43:38 AM »
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1396 on: January 11, 2012, 03:50:16 AM »
My tonsils are huge and cryptic(lots of nooks and crannies)
  Oh my tonsils are in rag order too,  after repeated bouts of tonsilitis.  Moreso when i was in my teens and twenties.   The doc said they were the scrappiest he had ever seen.   Twas a proud moment :zoinks:

I wouldn't want them out.  I think of all the times i had that infection they kind of blocked it going deeper inside me,  somewhere,  in my innards.  Somewhere worse i suspect.  There cosmetic appearance is not really important and it's the first thing i would show off to any new dates. :zoinks:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1397 on: January 11, 2012, 03:53:29 AM »
I am missing my appendix but I have added parts - two plates in my jaw.

Why do you have the plates, were they part of orthodontic surgery?  :orly:
They were indeed. The surgeon made sagittal splits in my lower jaw to move it forward so my bottom teeth would align with my upper teeth. I have seen pictures of how it is done (on another person) and it looks fiddly.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1398 on: January 12, 2012, 02:57:01 PM »
Sounds tricky. When did they do that?
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1399 on: January 12, 2012, 03:51:36 PM »
I once saw Jeff Buckley (and band) play live in Paradiso, Amsterdam.  :orly: The concert made quite an impression on me back then.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1400 on: January 12, 2012, 03:53:40 PM »
They are going to start letting me visit him at the house now. And he can come here too. They think I am a good influence.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1401 on: January 13, 2012, 06:54:37 AM »
^Good. :)
Sounds tricky. When did they do that?
When I was 26, so years ago now. I can feel with my fingers where the splits in the bone and the plates are. I never asked but I think they dislocate the jaw to do the operation.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1402 on: January 13, 2012, 04:18:33 PM »
 :zombiefuck:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1403 on: January 13, 2012, 06:55:21 PM »
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Well on with something not medical :green:

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1404 on: January 13, 2012, 07:41:15 PM »
so was mine, 65 chevy impala

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1405 on: January 13, 2012, 11:57:15 PM »
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1406 on: January 14, 2012, 07:04:04 AM »
so was mine, 65 chevy impala

 :plus:

Mine was a 1978 Impala two door with a 305.  I loved that car and was sad when it was murdered while parked by a drunk
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1407 on: January 14, 2012, 10:04:57 AM »
While I didn't have title to it, I drove a 1963 white Studebaker Challenger to college.  This is a 64 Challenger:



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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1408 on: January 14, 2012, 10:09:43 AM »
i am wearing underwear with lima beans on it

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1409 on: January 14, 2012, 10:11:21 AM »
i am wearing underwear with lima beans on it

 Initially I read that as "I am wearing underwear with lima beans IN it."  :tard:
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