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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2010, 05:05:44 PM »
Pour gas on him, light match, throw it on him.

He probably won't love you anymore.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2010, 05:06:27 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 15, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Pour gas on him, light match, throw it on him.

He probably won't love you anymore.

He may have the "hots" though  :zoinks:
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2010, 02:55:46 PM »
He certainly wouldn't be cool. :zoinks:
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2010, 07:28:44 AM »
Tell him you wanna have sex, then hit him in the nuts with a hammer.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2010, 07:45:50 AM »
Find other girls and throw them at him as distractions. The more fatal attraction prone and borderline they are, the better. Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2010, 07:48:26 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 20, 2010, 07:45:50 AM
Find other girls and throw them at him as distractions. The more fatal attraction prone and borderline they are, the better. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Better yet set him up to be screwed over. Let him date one for a while, then throw him another, and another, and ANOTHER. Make the girls all want to kill him.  ;D
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2010, 10:08:22 AM »
Or....... offer him oral sex and when you go into to "please" him , bite and bite hard.  :evillaugh:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2010, 11:37:04 AM »
Nah dude cause if that was me she'd have a broken neck.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2010, 11:43:34 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 11:37:04 AM
Nah dude cause if that was me she'd have a broken neck.

Its alright I wasnt serious lol

I dont advocate mutilating ex-partners genitals with your teeth.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2010, 11:49:18 AM »
Lol I was just saying dude. Unless its like a real weak guy, thats probably suicide.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 11:49:18 AM
Lol I was just saying dude. Unless its like a real weak guy, thats probably suicide.

Depending how fast you pull your head away and how hard you bite I would have thought.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2010, 11:57:06 AM »
Blood vessels are grisly.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2010, 11:58:25 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 11:57:06 AM
Blood vessels are grisly.

thats why I always carry a hammer , I like my meat tenderised  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2010, 03:34:25 PM »
Love me tender?
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2010, 04:06:08 PM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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