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Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« on: June 07, 2010, 08:16:56 AM »
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NORWALK -- Police said a naked man "yelling that he was Jesus" was the catalyst for a five-vehicle crash Saturday morning on northbound Interstate 95 in Norwalk that sent three to the hospital and slowed traffic for about six hours.

Darien Police Sgt. Jeremiah Marron said police responded to reports Saturday that a nude male was causing a disturbance on I-95 north.
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Cops-Naked-man-caused-tractor-trailer-accident-512507.php

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Local for me I used to drive that stretch everyday saw lots of strange thing but nothing like this :zombiefuck:
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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 11:37:08 AM »
PFFT. I woulda been all like LOLSPEEDBUMP 9001PTS
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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 12:28:02 PM »
WTF no one's ever seen a naked Jesus running around before?  :laugh:

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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 03:03:05 PM »
A few half-naked Buddhas but not a single Jesus, no.
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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 03:39:34 PM »
A guy on my bus years ago thought he was God. First he said, "I'm an atheist, that's my way of believing in God," then he said, "Don't make the mistake of calling me God again."
 I don't think anyone was even talking to him, except to politely smile and nod.  :orly:
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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »
This guy needs to be choked to death via a rubber hose.
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Re: Jesus on the highway Oh Noes
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 01:48:58 AM »
Why? :-\
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