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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 09:57:47 PM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2010, 10:09:43 PM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  :laugh:)
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 11:47:17 PM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!


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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2010, 01:44:38 AM »
I don't think Wal Mart has condoms big enough for my PINGAS! :zoinks:

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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2010, 06:55:12 AM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!


:plus:

It's just occured to me that if I wore an orange jumpsuit, I'd look like a giant tangerine!  :rofl:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2010, 08:08:34 AM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  :laugh:)

And next to the Ammo :zoinks:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2010, 08:40:14 PM »


I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  :laugh:)

And next to the Ammo :zoinks:

God bless America!  :lol:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2010, 09:18:27 PM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2010, 09:21:22 PM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets?  >:D
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2010, 09:25:21 PM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets?  >:D
No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk  we bought him chicken though so he was happy :LOL:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2010, 09:30:57 PM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets?  >:D
No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk  we bought him chicken though so he was happy :LOL:

Awww, he was almost like a pet!  :laugh:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2010, 04:47:31 AM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2010, 05:20:28 AM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric?  :laugh:
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2010, 05:30:20 AM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric?  :laugh:

Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.

He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!
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Re: What possesess people to go out like that?
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2010, 05:37:58 AM »
In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt :LOL:

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he :stoned:, or just eccentric?  :laugh:

Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.

He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!

I would have  :boxers: to enhance his resistance to my :headexplode: FISTS OF FURY! :headexplode:
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