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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #90 on: April 04, 2010, 06:38:08 PM »
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #91 on: April 04, 2010, 06:39:44 PM »
using tweezers to

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #92 on: April 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM »
remove a splinter
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #93 on: April 04, 2010, 06:43:23 PM »
from your nose

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #94 on: April 04, 2010, 06:47:45 PM »


but it's stuck

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #95 on: April 04, 2010, 07:01:49 PM »
bending over, you

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #96 on: April 04, 2010, 07:10:08 PM »
suck it out

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #97 on: April 04, 2010, 07:17:38 PM »
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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #98 on: April 04, 2010, 07:19:05 PM »
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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #99 on: April 04, 2010, 10:39:48 PM »
to onlookers' bemusement.

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #100 on: April 04, 2010, 10:40:20 PM »
They don't help
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #101 on: April 04, 2010, 10:44:47 PM »
Leaving the bus

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #102 on: April 05, 2010, 04:44:55 AM »
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #103 on: April 05, 2010, 09:47:49 AM »
while our hero

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Re: Add three words to this story!
« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2010, 10:43:26 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.