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where does all the poop go?
« on: September 13, 2006, 11:33:50 PM »
lets say that each person does a 3 inch by 3 inch poop patty per day.
every eight days each person does a 1 foot cube poop patty, or slightly over 45square feet worth of poop patties per year.

multiply that by the billions of people in the world.  the number becomes a staggering figure.

i want to know, where does all the poop end up?
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 01:39:33 AM »
They might have special bugs that eat it. ;D
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 01:51:00 AM »
In the sewer...maybe the rats eat it.
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 01:56:52 AM »
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 04:57:03 AM »
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can be used for fertilizer, soil reclamation, and stabilization, and may even be dried out and burned as a solid fuel (typically along with some other higher-energy solid fuel, such as coal).

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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 10:52:26 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on September 14, 2006, 04:57:03 AM
poop:
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can be used for fertilizer, soil reclamation, and stabilization, and may even be dried out and burned as a solid fuel (typically along with some other higher-energy solid fuel, such as coal).

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msolidwaste.html
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 02:00:04 PM »
i am thinking of taking a poop in my neighbors gas tank.
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 02:02:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 14, 2006, 02:00:04 PM
i am thinking of taking a poop in my neighbors gas tank.

Your aim had better be good  :laugh:
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 02:03:59 PM »
i have a really wide funnel.


where do you want to poop today?






do you think that would be a postable thread title?
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 02:05:43 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 14, 2006, 02:03:59 PM
i have a really wide funnel.


where do you want to poop today?






do you think that would be a postable thread title?

I think it might end up with over-use of the puking emoticon though.  Unless of course we ban it from the thread  >:D

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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 02:08:36 PM »
anyways, where would tou like to poop today?
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 02:11:58 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 14, 2006, 02:08:36 PM
anyways, where would tou like to poop today?

To be honest I don't give as much thought to my poop as you do, although if I was pushed I'm sure I could think of someone who deserves a flaming bag of crap on their doormat. >:D
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 02:14:22 PM »
i'd like to poop on the whitehouse lawn.

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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2006, 02:28:00 PM »
anywhere.  try IBS for a while, and then having a sdecent shit is really appealing.

and "pooping", for fuck's sake - how old are you?

are all americans so prissy?
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Re: where does all the poop go?
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2006, 06:01:15 PM »
yea.  that's why we can kick the poop outta you brits.
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