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MrJones

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I'm too sexy for your questions....
« on: September 13, 2006, 07:54:53 AM »
But...ask...if you must.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 07:56:10 AM »
what color are your panties?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 08:00:34 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 13, 2006, 07:56:10 AM
what color are your panties?

and how many days in a row have you been wearing them?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 08:02:06 AM »
They're light grey, except for a little spot of pre-cum dark grey from when we were talking about our wedding night :-*.

and just one day...I may be homeless, but I change my panties daily
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2006, 08:05:58 AM »
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 08:02:06 AM
They're light grey, except for a little spot of pre-cum dark grey from when we were talking about our wedding night :-*.

and just one day...I may be homeless, but I change my panties daily

i am glad.  you learned from mum's advice.

do they have skid marks?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2006, 08:09:09 AM »
Yes, shall I send them to you so you have something to worship?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2006, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 08:09:09 AM
Yes, shall I send them to you so you have something to worship?

yes, send them postage paid @ duncs drivel, somewhere in the UK.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2006, 08:17:19 AM »
What types of erotica do you write?  Do you have a favorite author, other than yourself?

Oh, and do you ever post works on Asstr?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2006, 08:18:38 AM »
how old are you?
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2006, 08:35:36 AM »
Quote from: Aeval on September 13, 2006, 08:17:19 AM
What types of erotica do you write?  Do you have a favorite author, other than yourself?

Oh, and do you ever post works on Asstr?

My erotica is short fiction about people in love. People in love have sex, so some of my stories have sex in them.

My favorite book is "Nineteen Eighty-Four". My favorite author....Robert Heinlein. I loved Stephen King's stuff before he quit taking drugs. I think Harlan Ellison is a genius.

I have not posted anything aside from poetry online.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2006, 08:45:06 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 08:18:38 AM
how old are you?

Chronologically, I am 18,081 of your earth "days"
Emotionally, the doctors tell me I am approximately 26 of your earth "years"
Spiritually, I am, like my soul twin, quite ageless.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2006, 08:47:31 AM »
i thought you were 27! :o ???

i feel like such a cradlerobber!!! :'(
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2006, 08:48:08 AM »
i just wanted to give you a high five for landing a much younger lass.  but since i didn't get a straight answer, then, i will run the risk of offending you.

good job, old man.
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2006, 08:51:14 AM »
hehehe :laugh:
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Re: I'm too sexy for your questions....
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2006, 08:52:30 AM »
MrJ,
fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Why are you such a stupid asshole?
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Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
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Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?
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