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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2006, 09:31:43 PM »
I want to move to Utah and marry Aeval.  :D
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2006, 09:35:00 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 08:25:46 PM
Quote from: Aeval on September 13, 2006, 07:20:13 PM
I want to marry Callaway when I grow up now.  ;)
I wanted too. ;D

i would like to be callaways son.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2006, 09:35:46 PM »
We can make a big AS commune and all get married and raise cows and stuff.  And wear horrible tie-dyed tshirts.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2006, 09:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Aeval on September 13, 2006, 09:35:46 PM
We can make a big AS commune and all get married and raise cows and stuff.  And wear horrible tie-dyed tshirts.

or we could just make clothing optional. ;)
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #49 on: September 13, 2006, 09:40:00 PM »
I call first dibs on umm... everyone.  And we need an intercom system that pipes all the accents throughout the commune 24/7.  Kind of like prayers. :p
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2006, 09:43:10 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 13, 2006, 09:35:00 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 08:25:46 PM
Quote from: Aeval on September 13, 2006, 07:20:13 PM
I want to marry Callaway when I grow up now.  ;)
I wanted too. ;D

i would like to be callaways son.

My daughter would love that.  She has been begging for a brother or a sister.

We would all be one big happy family, that's for sure.

Can anybody milk a cow?  I tried to milk my neighbor's cow once when I was a child, but I could not get any milk out because my hands weren't coordinated enough.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2006, 09:46:04 PM »
i can learn to do anything, and i work hard.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2006, 09:49:01 PM »
We can get those fancy milking machine.  Just plug em in and go!
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2006, 09:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Aeval on September 13, 2006, 09:49:01 PM
We can get those fancy milking machine.  Just plug em in and go!

What a great idea!  I saw one of those when I visited a dairy with my daughter's kindergarten class.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2006, 09:59:48 PM »
Yeah, good idea. You couldn't pay me to milk a cow.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2006, 10:03:35 PM »
but i, and i assume the rest of the guys, already have plenty of practice at the wrist action.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2006, 10:24:29 PM »
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2006, 01:06:04 AM »
Cows are scary.
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2006, 01:33:36 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 14, 2006, 01:06:04 AM
Cows are scary.
Why are cows scary odeon?
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Re: all of you: fuck off
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2006, 02:43:52 AM »
dunno why odeon thinks so, but they are when you're in a Mini, and there's a herd of them surrounding you.

buit easier when you have to herd them out of the way, cos that's when you can see how stupid they are, AND you get to sing...

"Rollin rollin rollin
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Rawhide
Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my girl was by my side
All the things Im missin
Good victuals, love and kissin
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move em up (head em up)
Head em up (move em on)
Move em on (head em up)
Rawhide
Cut em out (ride em in)
Ride em in (cut em out)
Cut em out (ride em in)
Rawhide
Yah!
Move em on (head em up)
Head em up (move em on)
Move em on (head em up)
Rawhide
Cut em out (ride em in)
Ride em in (cut em out)
Cut em out (ride em in)
Rawhide
Yah!
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Yah!
Rollin rollin rollin
Rollin rollin rollin
Yah!
Rawhide
Yah! rawhide!"

(best not to get me started on The Blue Brothers, i feel...)
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