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Offline Zippo

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2011, 03:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 10, 2011, 01:54:42 PM
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You know whos really sexy? Betty white. You should go pork her sir les

Ripping off my avatar I see  :M

no. yours has a suit and a chicago type-writer. mine has a surgeons outfit and a 12 guage... and mines cooler anyway, IF ANYTHING your ripping off MINE! haha...

Same dude, different clothes  :M

You can have him for a while.  I have moved on to another fictional character  :thumbup:

if were getting that technical than tecnically hes the vault-tec logo/mascot thingy
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2011, 03:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 10, 2011, 03:25:13 PM
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 10, 2011, 01:54:42 PM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 10, 2011, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 10, 2011, 10:34:38 AM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 08, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
You know whos really sexy? Betty white. You should go pork her sir les

Ripping off my avatar I see  :M

no. yours has a suit and a chicago type-writer. mine has a surgeons outfit and a 12 guage... and mines cooler anyway, IF ANYTHING your ripping off MINE! haha...

Same dude, different clothes  :M

You can have him for a while.  I have moved on to another fictional character  :thumbup:

if were getting that technical than tecnically hes the vault-tec logo/mascot thingy

His name is Pip-Boy  :M
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2011, 03:31:04 PM »
I used to want to fuck Sarah Palin, but, after my girlfriend....it's Salma Hayek!!   :eyebrows:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2011, 03:32:06 PM »
I want to fuck Mike King. And I want to gangbang a few bands :D
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2011, 03:33:44 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 10, 2011, 03:32:06 PM
I want to fuck Mike King. And I want to gangbang a few bands :D

You horny wench, you!!   :eyebrows:  ;)
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
Yeah, most of my sexual fantasies usually involve me being used in a manner similar to an old fashioned transportation method that runs boxcars on steel rails :D
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2011, 03:40:20 PM »
Quote from: Psycho-madman on October 10, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
I used to want to fuck Sarah Palin, but, after my girlfriend....it's Salma Hayek!!   :eyebrows:

GF for starters, and Salma Hayek for dessert?
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #112 on: October 10, 2011, 03:43:01 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 10, 2011, 03:40:20 PM
Quote from: Psycho-madman on October 10, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
I used to want to fuck Sarah Palin, but, after my girlfriend....it's Salma Hayek!!   :eyebrows:

GF for starters, and Salma Hayek for dessert?

Reverse that, Salma Hayek for the appetizer, then GF for main course and dessert.   GF is tall, muscular with great breasts and firm curvy butt.   I save the best for her!   ;)
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #113 on: October 10, 2011, 03:44:44 PM »
Quote from: eris on October 10, 2011, 03:39:31 PM
Yeah, most of my sexual fantasies usually involve me being used in a manner similar to an old fashioned transportation method that runs boxcars on steel rails :D

Somehow I see you as the villain tying down the sweet virginal boytoy to the RR tracks.   :-*
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #114 on: October 10, 2011, 03:48:00 PM »
Quote from: Psycho-madman on October 10, 2011, 03:44:44 PM
Quote from: eris on October 10, 2011, 03:39:31 PM
Yeah, most of my sexual fantasies usually involve me being used in a manner similar to an old fashioned transportation method that runs boxcars on steel rails :D

Somehow I see you as the villain tying down the sweet virginal boytoy to the RR tracks.   :-*

well that not really what I meant by getting hit by a train, but that'll work too :D
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #115 on: October 11, 2011, 12:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 10, 2011, 03:29:10 PM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 10, 2011, 03:25:13 PM
Quote from: Big Fucking Rod on October 10, 2011, 01:54:42 PM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 10, 2011, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 10, 2011, 10:34:38 AM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 08, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
You know whos really sexy? Betty white. You should go pork her sir les

Ripping off my avatar I see  :M

no. yours has a suit and a chicago type-writer. mine has a surgeons outfit and a 12 guage... and mines cooler anyway, IF ANYTHING your ripping off MINE! haha...

Same dude, different clothes  :M

You can have him for a while.  I have moved on to another fictional character  :thumbup:

if were getting that technical than tecnically hes the vault-tec logo/mascot thingy

His name is Pip-Boy  :M

ive always wondered, why dosnt pip-boy have a pip-boy
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #116 on: April 19, 2012, 09:16:43 PM »
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2013, 05:47:14 PM »
50 years next year? Disgusting!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #118 on: May 20, 2013, 02:41:14 PM »
 I'd like a date with Sarah Palin and Carol Vorderman.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #119 on: May 20, 2013, 03:17:34 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on May 20, 2013, 02:41:14 PM
I'd like a date with Sarah Palin and Carol Vorderman.
el presidente, that girl in your sig. What's her name? Does she do porn? Got a link?
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