Ask Duke_Nukem anything!

[skyblue1]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".

They have roads in OZ ?  How modern

[McGiver]

yellow brick ones.

[DukeNukem]

Who is ignoring you?

Phlexor, the one who has the avatar of the penis with sunglasses.

[Al Swearegen]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".

They have roads in OZ ?  How modern

You would be surprised. In fact most of us have stopped riding in kangaroo pouches to work and take the car instead

[Phlexor]

Are you aware about the rally going on at WP? It's died down now.

The first question that isn't stupid. Well, I know a lot of people are really pissed off at WP and its moderators, and it really pisses me off, too. I think I might join in on that rally.

Well my testicularly challenged friend, get your skinny arse to Wrongplant.net discussion boards

This is the "Ask DukeNukem Anything" thread, Sir LessBallsThanMe Pats-his-dick-erson.

You are expected to ask me a question and NOT to give me orders.

Is that clear?

I wasn't paying attention to what you just whined. Was it something important?

That's probably why you had your car accident, Les. You weren't paying attention to this long band of concrete you were traveling on called a "road".

They have roads in OZ ?  How modern

You would be surprised. In fact most of us have stopped riding in kangaroo pouches to work and take the car instead

Except you, you're back to kangaroo pouches.

[Scrapheap]

OK, I'll ask this a second time...

Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??

I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)

Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??

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[DukeNukem]

OK, I'll ask this a second time...

Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??

I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)

Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??

No, but I jerked off to that picture you had in your post (and saved it to my computer in case you take it off like the smiley at the end of THIS post would do).

[skyblue1]

still not funny....but yes it is a nice pic

[odeon]

OK, I'll ask this a second time...

Why is it, that after 2 1/2 months, and 230 some odd posts, you still have yet to say anything funny??

I have yet to laugh at one of your posts, and since you're here to be a clown of sorts, that means that you suck... your own balls of steel(tm)

Will you please say something funny or drink some battery acid??

No, but I jerked off to that picture you had in your post (and saved it to my computer in case you take it off like the smiley at the end of THIS post would do).

That's not very funny but I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. Try again, preferably without the wanking (cos let's face it, that's not funny).

[Natalia Evans]

Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?

[Scrapheap]

Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?

This isn't a safe place to ask that. The WP mods read these pages.

[SleepyDragon]

Copied from Duke's SuperBoyIan appreciation thread:

Is this you, Dukey?

Are you TimTexisaWhinyBitch?

This isn't a safe place to ask that. The WP mods read these pages.

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[Phlexor]

Looks like Warren from Empire Records

["couldbecousin"]

Looks like Warren from Empire Records

"My name's not freakin' Warren!" 

[DukeNukem]

NOTICE: I will not answer any more of your stupid questions. Have a nice day, penises!