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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #180 on: November 17, 2010, 10:47:02 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 17, 2010, 10:40:56 AM
You can't sleep on the sofa at night, but you can do during the day.

OK, it's official, I am old now.  :laugh:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #181 on: November 17, 2010, 04:14:05 PM »
When you realise that the cane is actually a very good precaution.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #182 on: November 17, 2010, 05:01:55 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 17, 2010, 04:14:05 PM
When you realise that the cane is actually a very good precaution.

You need to get one that holds liquor.  Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #183 on: November 18, 2010, 02:07:50 PM »
That's a very good idea.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #184 on: November 18, 2010, 03:07:41 PM »
You take a half hour nap at 6 p.m. so you can stay awake until 10 p.m. bedtime.

(Actually happened to me yesterday)
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #185 on: November 18, 2010, 08:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 18, 2010, 03:07:41 PM
You take a half hour nap at 6 p.m. so you can stay awake until 10 p.m. bedtime.

(Actually happened to me yesterday)

I tried to take a mini-nap Monday night at 9:30 so I could stay awake from 10-11 watching Hoarders.
I couldn't fall asleep, so I struggled to stay awake till the end of the show!   :prude:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #186 on: November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM »
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #187 on: November 28, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »
Quote from: richard on November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!


Too much wanking will cause that
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #188 on: November 28, 2010, 06:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 06:28:39 PM
Quote from: richard on November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!


Too much wanking will cause that

Arthritis of the fatty?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #189 on: November 28, 2010, 06:34:42 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 28, 2010, 06:32:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 06:28:39 PM
Quote from: richard on November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!


Too much wanking will cause that

Arthritis of the fatty?  :zombiefuck:

Yeah, if he keeps on wanking his fatty may become a flatty.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #190 on: November 28, 2010, 06:35:28 PM »
Quote from: richard on November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!


But seriously, what are your symptoms? I have spurring in my lower spine (it showed up on an X-ray), but I'm 44 and overweight,
so in my case I think it's just the normal result of wear and tear. I also have some enlarged knuckles!   :nerd!:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #191 on: November 28, 2010, 06:36:25 PM »
I don't think I will look or feel that old, I rarely look my age anyways. :LOL:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #192 on: November 28, 2010, 08:00:45 PM »
Quote from: superboyian on November 28, 2010, 06:36:25 PM
I don't think I will look or feel that old, I rarely look my age anyways. :LOL:

May you live to 100 and be forever young.  :)
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #193 on: November 29, 2010, 01:40:04 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 06:34:42 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 28, 2010, 06:32:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 28, 2010, 06:28:39 PM
Quote from: richard on November 28, 2010, 05:51:44 PM
Omg you guys I have symptoms of arthritis!


Too much wanking will cause that

Arthritis of the fatty?  :zombiefuck:

Yeah, if he keeps on wanking his fatty may become a flatty.
Thats great advice. fortuneatley I dont think its possible for me to get fat
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #194 on: November 29, 2010, 02:37:04 PM »
Wait a few years. :P
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