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Re: you gay?
« Reply #60 on: April 19, 2010, 09:09:12 PM »

I'm the one on the right.
Ah, you are really cute.
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2010, 04:35:26 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2010, 04:59:05 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2010, 05:02:07 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2010, 05:58:39 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2010, 06:01:51 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

Too bad Peter answered, I was gonna be a smartass and guess "watching football." :zoinks:
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2010, 06:06:42 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

Too bad Peter answered, I was gonna be a smartass and guess "watching football." :zoinks:

As long as there are 'special kisses' in the ad breaks, I'm interested in knowing more  :eyebrows:

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2010, 06:09:13 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

Too bad Peter answered, I was gonna be a smartass and guess "watching football." :zoinks:

As long as there are 'special kisses' in the ad breaks, I'm interested in knowing more  :eyebrows:

But will he tell, or will he play it coy? :eyelash:
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2010, 06:39:14 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

There was a thing a while back with an older guy who gave me massages.  I saw him 5 or 6 times, and the massages got a little more intimate each time.  The first time was fairly innocent; he had a massage table, there was a towel draped over me and it was done under the pretext of taking pictures for a website advertising his massage business.  When he invited me back and I accepted the invitation, he starting pushing the envelope a bit.  

The first thing he started doing was to very lightly brush his hands against the head of my cock while massaging my inner thighs and stomach.  I didn't give any sign of objection, and he became bolder about it in later sessions.  By the fourth or fifth session, we'd dispensed with the towel, so I was lying naked and erect on the massage table, and he'd progressed to running his thumbs along the shaft of my penis while massaging my lower torso, alternating between stroking upwards along the underside and pressing it into my abdomen, or stroking downwards along the topside, pulling it down towards my legs and letting it spring back up and slap against my abdomen.  The last time I saw him, I got a full happy ending massage.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2010, 06:43:14 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

There was a thing a while back with an older guy who gave me massages.  I saw him 5 or 6 times, and the massages got a little more intimate each time.  The first time was fairly innocent; he had a massage table, there was a towel draped over me and it was done under the pretext of taking pictures for a website advertising his massage business.  When he invited me back and I accepted the invitation, he starting pushing the envelope a bit.  

The first thing he started doing was to very lightly brush his hands against the head of my cock while massaging my inner thighs and stomach.  I didn't give any sign of objection, and he became bolder about it in later sessions.  By the fourth or fifth session, we'd dispensed with the towel, so I was lying naked and erect on the massage table, and he'd progressed to running his thumbs along the shaft of my penis while massaging my lower torso, alternating between stroking upwards along the underside and pressing it into my abdomen, or stroking downwards along the topside, pulling it down towards my legs and letting it spring back up and slap against my abdomen.  The last time I saw him, I got a full happy ending massage.

Reading that has made me want my own 'happy ending' massage.

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2010, 07:08:24 AM »
I've enjoyed doing things with men, but I have a stronger attraction towards women.

What kinds of 'things'?

Hot, naked things.

^ Tease  :P I was feeling all pervy, and this is the sub-standard answer I get >:D

There was a thing a while back with an older guy who gave me massages.  I saw him 5 or 6 times, and the massages got a little more intimate each time.  The first time was fairly innocent; he had a massage table, there was a towel draped over me and it was done under the pretext of taking pictures for a website advertising his massage business.  When he invited me back and I accepted the invitation, he starting pushing the envelope a bit.  

The first thing he started doing was to very lightly brush his hands against the head of my cock while massaging my inner thighs and stomach.  I didn't give any sign of objection, and he became bolder about it in later sessions.  By the fourth or fifth session, we'd dispensed with the towel, so I was lying naked and erect on the massage table, and he'd progressed to running his thumbs along the shaft of my penis while massaging my lower torso, alternating between stroking upwards along the underside and pressing it into my abdomen, or stroking downwards along the topside, pulling it down towards my legs and letting it spring back up and slap against my abdomen.  The last time I saw him, I got a full happy ending massage.

Reading that has made me want my own 'happy ending' massage.

I highly recommend them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: you gay?
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2010, 06:57:39 PM »
What kind of money in involed
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2010, 07:06:53 PM »
What kind of money in involed

Are you looking to get them, or give them? :P
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2010, 07:07:52 PM »
What kind of money in involed

Are you looking to get them, or give them? :P

Get money I gots the bills do
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Re: you gay?
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2011, 08:29:43 AM »
no, I am not gay

I swan dives me some vagina, it really wasn't that great  :thumbdn:

I like dudes

boobies are nice and squishy though. I should find me a boy with nice fake boobies.