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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #270 on: December 27, 2006, 04:15:52 PM »
10 years from now, you're browsing through porn online, and you come across a gallery of pics with your elder daughter spreading herself for the camera and being fucked by two guys twice her age.  How does this make you feel, and what do you do?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #271 on: December 27, 2006, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 27, 2006, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 02:23:41 PM
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
no.  nor do i have a desire to.

Would you not like to take your insertive escapades to their logical conclusion?

whats logical about sticking things down your hog's eye? *winces*
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #272 on: December 27, 2006, 04:20:56 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 27, 2006, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 27, 2006, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 02:23:41 PM
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
no.  nor do i have a desire to.

Would you not like to take your insertive escapades to their logical conclusion?

whats logical about sticking things down your hog's eye? *winces*

We know he's stuck stuff up his arse, so assuming he's picked his nose, cleaned his ears and stuck food in his mouth, that just leaves his urethra as the only unpenetrated orifice.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #273 on: December 27, 2006, 04:27:40 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #274 on: December 27, 2006, 04:31:49 PM »
Who'd have guessed you can buy a urethral vibrator?

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #275 on: December 27, 2006, 10:52:51 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 27, 2006, 03:36:54 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 27, 2006, 02:23:41 PM
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
no.  nor do i have a desire to.

Would you not like to take your insertive escapades to their logical conclusion?

i am still waiting to begin my insertive explorations.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #276 on: December 28, 2006, 12:28:26 PM »
how about a PROSTATE INVESTIGATION... lol :naruto4:
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #277 on: December 28, 2006, 12:58:28 PM »
Quote from: ~BadgerTom~ on December 28, 2006, 12:28:26 PM
how about a PROSTATE INVESTIGATION... lol :naruto4:
i feel like i have been raped.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #278 on: December 28, 2006, 01:03:36 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 28, 2006, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: ~BadgerTom~ on December 28, 2006, 12:28:26 PM
how about a PROSTATE INVESTIGATION... lol :naruto4:
i feel like i have been raped.

Don't you like it when a woman gives you a blowjob and massages your prostate at the same time?
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #279 on: December 28, 2006, 01:05:32 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on December 28, 2006, 01:03:36 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 28, 2006, 12:58:28 PM
Quote from: ~BadgerTom~ on December 28, 2006, 12:28:26 PM
how about a PROSTATE INVESTIGATION... lol :naruto4:
i feel like i have been raped.

Don't you like it when a woman gives you a blowjob and massages your prostate at the same time?
yes.

after the shock of the first few initial probes.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #280 on: January 03, 2007, 03:08:16 PM »
How dirty is Your sex? :evillaugh:
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #281 on: January 03, 2007, 03:27:21 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on January 03, 2007, 03:08:16 PM
How dirty is Your sex? :evillaugh:
it is non-existent lately.
i have been walking around with constanterectionitus disease.  :-[
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #282 on: January 03, 2007, 03:50:26 PM »
That's not very nice of your wife. Even if she newly have given birth, she could at least give you a good blowjob.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #283 on: January 03, 2007, 04:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 03, 2007, 03:50:26 PM
That's not very nice of your wife. Even if she newly have given birth, she could at least give you a good blowjob.
two words; cold sore
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #284 on: January 03, 2007, 08:31:57 PM »
ouch now that'd be bad if she actually did give u one....

you could just cover ur knob in vaseline .... that'd help eh ???
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