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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #255 on: December 24, 2006, 09:32:32 PM »
hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?
thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #256 on: December 24, 2006, 09:33:02 PM »
Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #257 on: December 24, 2006, 11:05:25 PM »
hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?
thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 :laugh:
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #258 on: December 24, 2006, 11:07:18 PM »
hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?
thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 :laugh:

i have noticed a pang down there since early this morning.  is that growing pains?  because i thought i had the clap.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #259 on: December 24, 2006, 11:21:35 PM »
hi mcjagger,

how is your wife and the baby doing?
thanks for asking.

she couldn't be more pleased.  Boston is a dream baby.  the first night was rough (at home)  but he seems to have settled in beautifully.  we had our first baby's day out today, and he slept through the whole thing.

mostly, if he isn't pooping sleeping or eating he is just looking around quietly.  i am proud and my wife is in love with him.

Glad it's going well. You're proud, right now, but wait 'til your balls start to get bigger, because you have a boy!

 :laugh:

i have noticed a pang down there since early this morning.  is that growing pains?  because i thought i had the clap.

Take care of Mrs. McJ and you'll be in great shape. You may be surprised how much mileage you get out of taking over, everything, for a couple of hours and allowing her a relaxing, hot bath, when she wants. But, I'm sure you're getting the hang of this stuff, by now. ;)
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #260 on: December 25, 2006, 12:11:23 AM »
listen to you.  me posting while she cleans the bottles.  ;)

in all seriousness; i have been taking care of things pretty much all day.  she won't let me near the bottles.  she doesn't trust me to clean them right.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #261 on: December 25, 2006, 12:27:44 AM »
Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #262 on: December 25, 2006, 12:27:45 PM »
Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o
mary X to you.  and to all a good shagging.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #263 on: December 27, 2006, 02:31:10 AM »
Did you get a hard-on from the card I sent you?

yes.

"Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." ;o

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #264 on: December 27, 2006, 08:39:35 AM »
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #265 on: December 27, 2006, 11:10:04 AM »
Do you have any autistic children, Jaggs?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #266 on: December 27, 2006, 02:23:41 PM »
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #267 on: December 27, 2006, 03:35:55 PM »
Do you have any autistic children, Jaggs?
my eldest daughter has a sizeable forehead.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #268 on: December 27, 2006, 03:36:54 PM »
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
no.  nor do i have a desire to.
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Re: ask mcjagger dirty sex questions, or anything else.
« Reply #269 on: December 27, 2006, 03:41:06 PM »
Have you ever tried sticking things up your urethra while you masturbate?
no.  nor do i have a desire to.

Would you not like to take your insertive escapades to their logical conclusion?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?