Tried a beer. Still can't do it.
It started on the third of July. I know exactly when, too - four days ago with a random bitch, in public, who wore perfume, too heavvily. Every adult bevvie I try sends me to horrors defying the memory of her hideous stench.
I am in late stages of alarm at the thought of those desperate antique-pussy chasers who might falll for that wreaking bitch!
It's just water for me and coffeee.