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plastic coffins
« on: January 02, 2010, 02:18:01 AM »
it seems that the US gov't is buying up a shitload of them.  just google search keyword: plastic coffins.


some conspiracist at work claims that the gov't is preparing for dec. 21, 2012.  they do not want to lose their power so they are going to begin collecting peoples guns in 2011.  closer to the 2012 date, they are going to train a third of the population to camps and gas them.

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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 03:32:19 AM »
Oh LOL, wouldnt biodegradable plastic bags be more sensible then? Or big brown paper bags. Would do better for images in the news too. Add to the drama.

Can't believe they are preparing for December 21 2012.

But, having loads of cardboard or plastic coffins ready might show that they fear something huge. Terrorist attack maybe.
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 06:59:45 AM »
Conspiracy shit why bother with coffins if your going to off a lot of people just dump them in a pit
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 07:24:44 AM »
Or why not just incinerate the bodies?
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:55:41 AM »
What's so strange about the US government stockpiling 500,000 coffins, as the reports are claiming?  That's only enough for 0.165% of the US population, and it seems to me like a prudent and possibly routine preparation for small-scale disasters and deaths in which the individual or their family are unable to take care of their own funeral arrangements.
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 06:44:06 PM »


As your Civil Defense Representative I say move along there is nothing to see here :police:
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 06:56:58 PM »
you look stoned
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 06:58:30 PM »
Maybe a little I had just took my spaz meds :laugh:
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 02:04:24 AM »
Yeah I've been reading this stuff for months. They probably know something bad is going to happen. Or their going to plan it.
Of course they won't tell us because we will all panic and it would be a big pain in the ass for the government to deal with.
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 03:42:31 AM »
500,000 compared to the population of the US isn't much.

Besides, if it's apparently for 2012, what's the fucking point? If the world is apparently going to end we're all fucked regardless, govvermint and non govvermint people alike. Might aswell bum a pile of shit, just as useful.
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 03:49:06 AM »
Yeah I've been reading this stuff for months. They probably know something bad is going to happen. Or their going to plan it.
Of course they won't tell us because we will all panic and it would be a big pain in the ass for the government to deal with.

We do need figures for how many coffins they ordered for the years past to make any slightly credible guesses.
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Re: plastic coffins
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2010, 12:30:03 PM »
it seems that the US gov't is buying up a shitload of them.  just google search keyword: plastic coffins.


some conspiracist at work claims that the gov't is preparing for dec. 21, 2012.  they do not want to lose their power so they are going to begin collecting peoples guns in 2011.  closer to the 2012 date, they are going to train a third of the population to camps and gas them.

belive it or not.

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