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Triste

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2006, 02:00:37 PM »
But I don't GET it.
Is the guy supposed to be able to get a blowjob from that thing?  If so, how????
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2006, 02:07:18 PM »
very, very carefully.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2006, 05:52:12 PM »
Why am I now thinking fondly of Wallace and Grommet?
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2006, 05:54:05 PM »
It's just meant to look scary and humerous; it's not a serious device.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2006, 06:30:26 PM »
can't you see?

you put your thingy in the protruding end and when you cum it fills the condom up top.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2006, 07:19:32 PM »
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2006, 07:32:11 PM »
I got something similar (see the pic I posted), but I found it was rediculously tight, and way too short.  I kept popping out of it, and eventually gave up.  It was pretty much of a turnoff too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2006, 07:50:52 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 08, 2006, 07:32:11 PM
I got something similar (see the pic I posted), but I found it was rediculously tight, and way too short.  I kept popping out of it, and eventually gave up.  It was pretty much of a turnoff too.

I had one very similar to the one you posted.
The Fleshlight is much better, no where near as tight and it's 9" long so it should accommodate most.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2006, 01:42:02 AM »
um, anyone else find it a wee bit "um?" that one of those is a urethra?
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2006, 03:02:25 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 09, 2006, 01:42:02 AM
um, anyone else find it a wee bit "um?" that one of those is a urethra?

huh  ???
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2006, 04:25:50 AM »
It's an anus, not a urethra.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2006, 09:52:54 AM »


This thing, i swear to god, looks like it would be able to eviserate a whole cow into ground beef in one stroke, so to hell will sticking my dick in it.

Another thing that bothers me with machines like that, and the flesh light, is there are no hips and legs.  That feels like part of the experience to me.  Having your hips gliding across their hips, being able to fondle their ass, stroke their back, hug them to you.  The machines and the fleshlight seem too impersonal(and also, cold.)
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2006, 09:58:26 AM »
but look, its E.T. at the controls.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2006, 10:19:39 AM »
I'd prefer not to have someone at the controls that isn't intelligent enough to carry a damn cellphone.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2006, 10:28:46 AM »
there were no cell phones back then.  he, in fat, invented one.
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