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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2015, 06:10:01 PM »
No pwesents for me?? :emosad:

You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival.  :zoinks:

Festivus??  Kwanza?? 

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2015, 06:13:19 PM »
No pwesents for me?? :emosad:

You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival.  :zoinks:

Festivus??  Kwanza??

You could just make up your own, Secular Give Pappy Some Stuff Day.  :zoinks:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2015, 06:21:39 PM »
No pwesents for me?? :emosad:

You'll have to wait until the next secular winter festival.  :zoinks:

Festivus??  Kwanza??

You could just make up your own, Secular Give Pappy Some Stuff Day.  :zoinks:

I'll make that tomorrow then.    :2thumbsup:

After the Seahawks win the Superbowl, you all can send me stuff.   8)

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2015, 10:53:06 PM »
I'll give you Jack's unused starbucks gift card she got for christmas.  :zoinks: She hates getting errands for gifts.  :lol1:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2015, 01:51:59 AM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2015, 08:33:55 AM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:

Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. :zoinks:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2015, 11:13:31 AM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:

Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. :zoinks:

You'll have to give it to Pappy now.  :zoinks:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2015, 12:11:54 PM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:

Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. :zoinks:

You'll have to give it to Pappy now.  :zoinks:

I'll give it to Jack instead. :zoinks:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2015, 08:04:43 PM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:

Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. :zoinks:

You'll have to give it to Pappy now.  :zoinks:

I'll give it to Jack instead. :zoinks:

I hope you're prepared to wait a really long time.  :zoinks:
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Re: Give an I2 member a Secular Winter Festival present
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2015, 05:44:14 AM »
Errands for gifts are BRAVE. :viking:

Yes, I'll give Gopher Gary an extra trip to the store. Pick me out something nice. :zoinks:

You'll have to give it to Pappy now.  :zoinks:

I'll give it to Jack instead. :zoinks:

I hope you're prepared to wait a really long time.  :zoinks:

I'm already waiting until the next Secular Winter Festival. :zoinks:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
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