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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #420 on: January 16, 2007, 10:19:39 PM »
you rule, Pete. 8) that was very responsible of you. +
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #421 on: January 17, 2007, 09:38:00 AM »
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #422 on: January 19, 2007, 04:19:31 AM »
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #423 on: January 19, 2007, 11:36:31 AM »

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #424 on: January 19, 2007, 03:08:03 PM »
Shitting! Grr, how can anyone eat a 2 bananas, 2 pears and a load of melon and get bunged up????>:(

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #425 on: January 19, 2007, 04:15:28 PM »
Smoking, pissing, shitting, eating...etc, etc... 8)

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #426 on: January 19, 2007, 04:57:19 PM »
Shitting! Grr, how can anyone eat a 2 bananas, 2 pears and a load of melon and get bunged up????>:(

Bananas can be very constipating for some people.

Pears are good, and you could try higher fiber fruit, like raisins, prunes, cherries, apricots, plums, nectarines and citrus fruits.

Here is a table with fiber contents of various foods:

Table 2: Dietary fiber content of foods. 

                                       Serving size  Fiber(grams)
 
Breads, cereals, grains
 
White bread                              1 slice  0.6
Whole grain bread                      1 slice  1.7
100% All Bran                           1/2 cup  8.8
Corn Flakes                                 1 cup  0.7
Shredded Wheat                      2 biscuits  5.5
Oatmeal, cooked                         1 cup  4.0
Rice, brown, cooked                    1 cup  3.5
Rice, white, cooked                   1/3 cup  0.6

Fruit (fresh unless otherwise noted)

Apple, with skin                          1 large  3.3
Apricots                                             1 0.7
Banana                                              1 3.1
Blackberries                                  1 cup  7.6
Dates                                                5 3.3
Grapes                                             10  n/a
Grapefruit, pink and red                     1/2  2.0
Grapefruit, white                              1/2 1.3
Melon, cantaloupe                         1 cup  1.4
Nectarine                                           1  2.3 
Orange                                       1 small  3.1
Peach                                                1  1.5
Pear                                       1 medium  5.1
Pineapple                                      1 cup  2.2
Plums                                          1 small  0.9
Prunes, dried                                       5  3.0
Raisins                                           1 cup 5.4
Strawberries                                  1 cup  3.3




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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #427 on: January 19, 2007, 04:58:52 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #428 on: January 19, 2007, 05:06:19 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #430 on: January 19, 2007, 05:09:30 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

No, not by peanuts.

What about the time you ate a pile of peanuts and had difficulty getting them out, but your anus did not bleed?  You weren't constipated then?

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #431 on: January 19, 2007, 05:13:33 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

No, not by peanuts.

What about the time you ate a pile of peanuts and had difficulty getting them out, but your anus did not bleed?  You weren't constipated then?

It was painful, beacuse they were so hard, but I didn't have difficulty with the shitting itself, to put it bluntly.   :-[

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #432 on: January 19, 2007, 05:25:29 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

No, not by peanuts.

What about the time you ate a pile of peanuts and had difficulty getting them out, but your anus did not bleed?  You weren't constipated then?

It was painful, beacuse they were so hard, but I didn't have difficulty with the shitting itself, to put it bluntly.   :-[

Did you not chew them?
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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #433 on: January 19, 2007, 05:30:35 PM »
I get constipated by rubarb cream.

And peanuts?

No, not by peanuts.

What about the time you ate a pile of peanuts and had difficulty getting them out, but your anus did not bleed?  You weren't constipated then?

It was painful, beacuse they were so hard, but I didn't have difficulty with the shitting itself, to put it bluntly.   :-[

Did you not chew them?

I did, but I ate almost a kilo, and one kilo of peanuts hurts to shit out, even thoroughly chewed.

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Re: What are you not doing right now...
« Reply #434 on: January 19, 2007, 06:23:59 PM »
why are blackberries so high in fiber?
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