Missing Zaftig

[Al Swearengen]

I miss her. Zaftig was a lovely kid. She was scared, shy and unassuming. Funny girl.

Most of all she loved her Mum. I think that is important.


She REALLY loved her Mum.

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

 

Strange kid.

[PPK]

  That is one twisted post.  :lol:

[Celticgoddess]

Hmm...a few words that should never be used in the same sentence.

* Me
* My mother
* strap-ons

 

[Al Swearengen]

After reading that I will never be able to think of those old expressions "In a family way" or "keeping it in the family", without giggling like a schoolkid. :lol:

[Celticgoddess]

Incest...a game the whole family can play. 

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 :lol:

My, aren't you lame.

MILFs are hot.  But I would never fuck one.  Especially after some dreams I've been having lately.

[Blasted]

HAHAHAHAHA

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread 

[Kitanic.]

I thought zaftig was Gus.

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I thought zaftig was Gus.

I am 

[Al Swearengen]

HAHAHAHAHA

Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread 

You think so? I dunno.

"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

But go on something you were saying about me pwning myself somehow. Don't see it, but then I don't see most of what you try so feebly to communicate to others (and that is not something I have a real problem with).

[Celticgoddess]

"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

That would be hilarious :lol:

[Adam]

God you're a pathetic man.

[Al Swearengen]

C'mon you aren't too butthurt to find any humour in this?

[Adam]

Me and you have a different sense of "humour" Les 

But I was referring more to how you actually bothered to dig that up

[Al Swearengen]

Actually YOU did. That was one of the threads you recently necro-bumped. Zaftig/Bint can thank you for bringing it to my attention. Funny thread.