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Quote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2006, 02:24:13 PMhow the fuck can one overdose on Depp? don't be insane, woman!sadly, that involves re-arranging half this room to watch a dvd on the pooter, cos i ain't got a telly or a dvd player. oh, and getting a dvd with depp in it, which involves Going Out Of The House, argh! sigh...How on earth can you not have a dvd with Depp on it?? And I thought you were a true fan
how the fuck can one overdose on Depp? don't be insane, woman!sadly, that involves re-arranging half this room to watch a dvd on the pooter, cos i ain't got a telly or a dvd player. oh, and getting a dvd with depp in it, which involves Going Out Of The House, argh! sigh...
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on September 09, 2006, 03:12:56 AMQuote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2006, 02:24:13 PMhow the fuck can one overdose on Depp? don't be insane, woman!sadly, that involves re-arranging half this room to watch a dvd on the pooter, cos i ain't got a telly or a dvd player. oh, and getting a dvd with depp in it, which involves Going Out Of The House, argh! sigh...How on earth can you not have a dvd with Depp on it?? And I thought you were a true fan a true but poor fan. and one who has lost the knack of sitting and watching dvds, especially on one's own.anyway, the one starring Le Depp which plays inside of my head is FAR more... *ahem*... entertaining (graphic?) than anything i've heard of, nudge nudge...
yessss! have you got the one where he's all breathless and sweaty, and he walks over to you, with That sort of Eye Contact (which you can, amazingly, do, at this point), and then he grabs you, and puts his.../stops to stick self in fridge...you know the one i mean? pant, pant, dribble, swoon.
PMSL!well, i try to exercise self control. besides, it makes it last longer. and i also go over and over any fantasies, to make sure they're absolutely right. and THEN i go back and do all my favourite bits again.but i have to agree - there comes a point at which animal fucking is the only thing that'll do the banananana.erm, TMI?
sigh - good point. sometimes, i forget to leave my sense of propriety at the door...
Looking at the 108 packs of gum sitting in my bedroom floor from a contest I won, and wondering what the hell to do with them. I don't like gum.
Quote from: Lucifer on September 09, 2006, 01:42:09 PMsigh - good point. sometimes, i forget to leave my sense of propriety at the door... Not at my door, you don't.
