i found that getting laid by women in a gay club was easy.
Yeah, but you're lucky if they're actual.
When were you in a gay club? Are you going to tell us your stories?
Not a gay club. It's an 80's night thing that I've (sadly) gotten addicted to.
There tend to be a number of homosexuals there though. Actually, I turned
one girl away, a few months ago, because she was being too comfortable with
a guy that I KNOW is gay. She was carrying a little bit too much weight, and was
in her mid 20's though, so nowhere near as good a match. This girl is pretty damned
close to my ideal. I'd guess about 5'6" and can't weight much more than 100 lbs, with
one of the most perfect faces that I've seen. She moves well too.
On top of this, I pulled one of my lame jokes (she asked me my name, when I responded,
she repeated it back, so I acted like it was her name as well), and she handled it pretty
well - just playing along. Her friend was terribly confused by the whole exchange. People
who manage to play with my silliness like this are really promising to me.