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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #60 on: December 14, 2009, 08:07:41 AM »
Ew, I'd rather aim for quality than quantity.  No way in hell would I ever fuck a fat girl.

That's arrogant, maybe fat girls wouldn't even want to fuck you in the first place!  :orly:

Good :toporly:

I don't want to be fucked by fat girls in the first place  :zoinks:

I guess even fat girls won't lower their standards.

Aww Phlexor, the defender of the bodily obese.

Nice try, thinking you are all that.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #61 on: December 14, 2009, 09:10:01 AM »
Ew, I'd rather aim for quality than quantity.  No way in hell would I ever fuck a fat girl.

That's arrogant, maybe fat girls wouldn't even want to fuck you in the first place!  :orly:

Good :toporly:

I don't want to be fucked by fat girls in the first place  :zoinks:

I guess even fat girls won't lower their standards.

Aww Phlexor, the defender of the bodily obese.

Nice try, thinking you are all that.

 :lol:

I see you're trying to somehow insult me here but sadly you're failing.  Telling me fat girls don't find me attractive, cause you as one yourself can speak for the majority I guess, can only make me relieved  :zoinks:

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #62 on: December 14, 2009, 09:20:48 AM »
Ew, I'd rather aim for quality than quantity.  No way in hell would I ever fuck a fat girl.

That's arrogant, maybe fat girls wouldn't even want to fuck you in the first place!  :orly:

Good :toporly:

I don't want to be fucked by fat girls in the first place  :zoinks:

I guess even fat girls won't lower their standards.

Aww Phlexor, the defender of the bodily obese.

Nice try, thinking you are all that.

 :lol:

I see you're trying to somehow insult me here but sadly you're failing.  Telling me fat girls don't find me attractive, cause you as one yourself can speak for the majority I guess, can only make me relieved  :zoinks:

No, just saying you have the personality of a brown shoe is all.

You can be in denial all you want about how it didn't insult you when you are crying into you box of chocolates which you are later going to purge.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #63 on: December 14, 2009, 09:24:26 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #64 on: December 14, 2009, 09:31:08 AM »
If I lowered my standards I could get a fat/ugly girl easily

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #65 on: December 14, 2009, 09:33:45 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #66 on: December 14, 2009, 09:36:27 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2009, 09:49:59 AM »
Fat girls swallow.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2009, 10:02:23 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

How about next time I leave my posts blank and you can fill in whatever your crazy mind feels like at the time then. Because that's how you come off.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #69 on: December 14, 2009, 10:02:57 AM »
I don't want to be fucked by fat girls in the first place  :zoinks:
What is "the first place" a euphamism for, again?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #70 on: December 14, 2009, 10:08:00 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

How about next time I leave my posts blank and you can fill in whatever your crazy mind feels like at the time then. Because that's how you come off.

 :zoinks: :plus:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #71 on: December 14, 2009, 10:09:58 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

How about next time I leave my posts blank and you can fill in whatever your crazy mind feels like at the time then. Because that's how you come off.

:yawn:

Next time, eat cake instead of throwing a hissy fit fatty boy.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #72 on: December 14, 2009, 10:10:32 AM »
Also, STFU Rage  :zoinks:

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #73 on: December 14, 2009, 10:13:30 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

How about next time I leave my posts blank and you can fill in whatever your crazy mind feels like at the time then. Because that's how you come off.

:yawn:

Next time, eat cake instead of throwing a hissy fit fatty boy.

What? And deprive you of something to purge?

Plus I don't eat cake, maybe something with melted cheese in it.

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Re: More WP rants
« Reply #74 on: December 14, 2009, 10:14:44 AM »
Oh dear.  Are you PMSing?  :lolhit:

Um, what?

Your "fat girls have feelings TOO (emo)" just screams of hormonal overdrive  :zoinks:

How about next time I leave my posts blank and you can fill in whatever your crazy mind feels like at the time then. Because that's how you come off.

:yawn:

Next time, eat cake instead of throwing a hissy fit fatty boy.

What? And deprive you of something to purge?

Plus I don't eat cake, maybe something with melted cheese in it.

I don't purge  :eyelash: