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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2009, 01:56:35 PM »
How could they tell if you're pervy just by looking at yer nudes?  Unless you're hiding something from us ...  :O_o:
It was a joke.   I am not hiding anything.    I promise.

I bet you're one of those types to walk around with a self-made, thorned butt plugg up their arse constantly  :zoinks:
It has to vibrate, and thorns are ewwwww.

You love it  8)
Only if you administer it.

Bend over then  :zoinks:


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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2009, 01:57:05 PM »
I'm scurrrrred now!!!!!     :zoinks:
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 02:08:56 PM »
I always set metal detectors off and have to get wanded and patted down.
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 02:15:50 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 02:21:11 PM »
I think there's something seriously wrong with those people if the first thing that pops into their head is that someone will be perving over the kiddie nudes

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2009, 02:25:00 PM »
I think there's something seriously wrong with those people if the first thing that pops into their head is that someone will be perving over the kiddie nudes


Yes they want to because that's what they were think about doing
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2009, 02:27:49 PM »
Sick fucks  :thumbdn:

I wonder how many people will have genital piercings.  I want a vertical hood someday  :orly:

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2009, 02:30:44 PM »
No needle near that please :laugh:
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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2009, 03:37:41 PM »


I'm so wearing a cockring if I ever have to go through one.

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2009, 08:10:46 PM »
What these morons don't realise is that if they don't scan the kids, then the terrorist will tape the bombs to their kids.

Also the drug traffickers will shove drugs up little kids bums.

Now do you think they would rather that happen?

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8303983.stm

i got molested when i went to new york coz i set off an alarm  :-[

They have had one in the Denver airport for quite some time now.  I was scanned once about a year ago.

I didn't realize that the images were this detailed, though.

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 04:45:36 AM »
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"The images are not erotic or pornographic and they cannot be stored or captured in any way," she said.

Well they definitely are not erotic but not able to be stored?

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 10:34:30 AM »
I have screws in both my knees from previous surgeries (they took out 5.5" of bone and replaced it with a 4.5" screw using a black and decker drill :green: ) and that would show up on there. That would be funny. I get a kick out of seeing my knees every time I have them x-ray'd. :lol:

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Re: they'be brought the pervy scanner to my airport
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 10:36:08 AM »


Why? What was wrong with your knees?

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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 10:41:23 AM »
Before I grew boobs I used to be a gymnast and I was doing a series of back handsprings on the beam and my spotter wasn't watching. When I fell, I missed the crash mats. Both knees landed on the gym floor. So I had to have reconstructive surgery. They were able to save the knee caps (the bone slightly underneath it was what had to be replaced to make the knee joint itself stronger) but I need to have both replaced. The problem is that once you have it done, it has to be repeated every 7-9 years and I'm too young to go there yet. So I'm trying to hold off as long as possible. I've had microscopic and reconstructive done on both.