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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2009, 06:40:44 PM »
tell the hot shrink you're having orgasm problems

maybe she will let you have a picture of her

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2009, 06:41:01 PM »
I think the problem is with my body  :(  Something inside the binty cunt just got disconnected.

The orgasms used to give myself were awesome ffs now it's just like "Oh. That was it?"

I shall persevere though!  At least I'm getting more wet than I got a month ago  :green:

(TMI, TMI, TMI - sorry folks  :laugh:)

Try doing it in semi-public places then.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2009, 06:41:33 PM »
I think the problem is with my body  :(  Something inside the binty cunt just got disconnected.

The orgasms used to give myself were awesome ffs now it's just like "Oh. That was it?"

I shall persevere though!  At least I'm getting more wet than I got a month ago  :green:

(TMI, TMI, TMI - sorry folks  :laugh:)

At your age though, be sure to do more manually than with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend  :green: ) because your body can become more desensitized. It's not as natural as the old fashioned way and if you're with a partner, it makes it harder to get off if you're used to a vibrator.

Damn. I'm going to have to change my title to Dr. Sexy Abby. :P I'm throwing out TMI all over the place.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2009, 06:42:52 PM »
i wish i had a gf  :(

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2009, 06:44:46 PM »


Med shop, my dear. I'm n Cipralex (Lexapro in the UK) and I already had a very high libido and it kicked it through the roof. So now I'm emotionally balanced and uh...well, I'm having a really good time.  ;) It's actually been the flipside of the old problem. I'm having some new issues with being so easily aroused now. :P


*dean leans forward, listening intently*

I try very  very hard not go get aroused in public because I gush. :P I've had to leave and go home and change. I don't know if it's meds, or my age (very comfortable with my body) but damn...I can be ready to go in a nansecond. Le sigh. Very single. My party trick is useless.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2009, 06:45:36 PM »
i wish i had a gf  :(

crap. Sorry Sophsoph. I forgot the name Dr.Sexy is taken.  :-\

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2009, 06:46:24 PM »
poor soph :(

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« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2009, 06:49:36 PM »

Damn. I'm going to have to change my title to Dr. Sexy Abby. :P I'm throwing out TMI all over the place.

I agree  :thumbup:

Okay, case Faulty Bint Vagina closed.  I shall have another go tomorrow as I lack the energy now.  Something which I'm sure you're all dying to know  :zoinks:

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »
CG should be Dr Sexy  :(

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« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2009, 06:51:16 PM »

Damn. I'm going to have to change my title to Dr. Sexy Abby. :P I'm throwing out TMI all over the place.

I agree  :thumbup:

Okay, case Faulty Bint Vagina closed.  I shall have another go tomorrow as I lack the energy now.  Something which I'm sure you're all dying to know  :zoinks:


Just thinl of me tomorrow night, Bints.   :orly:

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #70 on: October 12, 2009, 06:51:51 PM »

Damn. I'm going to have to change my title to Dr. Sexy Abby. :P I'm throwing out TMI all over the place.

I agree  :thumbup:

Okay, case Faulty Bint Vagina closed.  I shall have another go tomorrow as I lack the energy now.  Something which I'm sure you're all dying to know  :zoinks:


Just thinl of me tomorrow night, Bints.   :orly:

Oh I will :toporly:

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #71 on: October 12, 2009, 06:57:58 PM »
 :-*

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #72 on: October 12, 2009, 06:59:06 PM »


I try very  very hard not go get aroused in public because I gush. :P I've had to leave and go home and change. I don't know if it's meds, or my age (very comfortable with my body) but damn...I can be ready to go in a nansecond. Le sigh. Very single. My party trick is useless.


Now this is exactly why I said I wouldn't date anyone more than ten years younger than myself.

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #73 on: October 12, 2009, 06:59:39 PM »
how come it always seems like everyone on this site wants to fuck everyone else on this site, except poor soph?  :(

poor soph left out again :(

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Re: Things that piss you off or annoy the fuck out of you!
« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2009, 12:48:46 AM »
I think her sex drive is somehow channelling into me.  :facepalm:

Have been a horny cunt since the past month, very thought of anything sexual makes the wee fella throb. Last night I've probably wanked more than I did in the previous 4 months.