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Offline Leto729

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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2006, 10:07:02 PM »
Remember She the First Sexy Mama to the President so I pull rank on that Idea.
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2006, 10:09:08 PM »
*While the two gentlemen argue about who gets to spank Shima first, she runs and hides until her birthday has passed.
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2006, 10:17:01 PM »
Yeah she already hiding. ;D
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2006, 11:39:35 PM »
B-bbbbutt...





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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2006, 11:45:18 PM »
Happy Birthday, Shima.
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2006, 12:09:37 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 25, 2006, 11:39:35 PM
B-bbbbutt...






She going to love it okay I will let You go first but I get to barrow it for a private session with the First Sexy Mama. ;D
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2006, 01:52:00 AM »
tell you what, as shima has obviously found something better to do than listen to you two squabbling (or, more likely, got bored with it, and wandered off), why don't you spank each other, to your little heart's content?

how's that for a great idea, then?

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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2006, 06:57:46 AM »
ok kevv, i will let you spank me first.

how is it to be done?
do you want to bend me over your knee and make me count each spanking aloud?
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2006, 10:13:51 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 26, 2006, 06:57:46 AM
ok kevv, i will let you spank me first.

how is it to be done?
do you want to bend me over your knee and make me count each spanking aloud?
I don't do men You better go find Your wife for that.  :laugh:
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2006, 11:36:41 AM »
Happy Birthday Shima. I hope you were able to relax on your birthday. Especially with all those kids around.
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2006, 05:48:55 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 26, 2006, 10:13:51 AM
Quote from: McJagger on August 26, 2006, 06:57:46 AM
ok kevv, i will let you spank me first.

how is it to be done?
do you want to bend me over your knee and make me count each spanking aloud?
I don't do men You better go find Your wife for that.  :laugh:
i can be quite convincing.  and bad. a very, very bad boy! :D
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2006, 05:24:11 PM »
Happy Birthday to one of the hot mama's on the planet!  After all if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have wound up here and that IS a good thing!!!! ;D :D :laugh: >:D 8) :) 


My wife being another one!
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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2006, 11:40:41 PM »




party like someone forgot to lock the gate

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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2006, 04:34:51 PM »
Am I late?  Happy birthday.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: shima birthday is today.
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2006, 01:58:53 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 27, 2006, 05:48:55 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on August 26, 2006, 10:13:51 AM
Quote from: McJagger on August 26, 2006, 06:57:46 AM
ok kevv, i will let you spank me first.

how is it to be done?
do you want to bend me over your knee and make me count each spanking aloud?
I don't do men You better go find Your wife for that.  :laugh:
i can be quite convincing.  and bad. a very, very bad boy! :D
Still have not convinced Me yet. :laugh:
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