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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #255 on: January 23, 2014, 12:05:15 AM »
Oh you, stop the filth.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #256 on: January 23, 2014, 08:37:33 PM »
You said you liked it.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #257 on: January 23, 2014, 08:51:39 PM »
No one gets pregnant today. :GA:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #258 on: January 23, 2014, 09:03:31 PM »
Semicolon secks means no babies.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #259 on: January 23, 2014, 11:39:47 PM »
Wow, I'm so freaking handsome!!  :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #260 on: January 24, 2014, 06:22:04 AM »
One sock at a time. :prude:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #261 on: January 24, 2014, 03:23:11 PM »
Why does my butt hurt?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #262 on: January 24, 2014, 05:27:16 PM »
That must be from Odeon. :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #263 on: January 24, 2014, 09:51:04 PM »
He hurts your butt too?  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #264 on: January 25, 2014, 06:58:15 AM »
^ We all have hurt butts.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #265 on: January 25, 2014, 07:56:11 PM »
I'm not picky about gender.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #266 on: January 25, 2014, 08:06:11 PM »
Oh, lordy.  Gary again. Pfffffffffffffttttttttt.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #267 on: January 25, 2014, 09:01:19 PM »
I'm not picky about gender.  :eyelash:


nor am I much.

BUT cheekbones! 


... or some kind of ass?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #268 on: January 25, 2014, 11:06:08 PM »
Come here, boy. Good boy.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #269 on: January 26, 2014, 12:59:48 AM »
Who the fuck are you?
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