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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1245 on: June 24, 2015, 09:53:40 AM »
You'll find out; bend over!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1246 on: June 24, 2015, 11:36:06 AM »
Nice. Slow down. Less teeth!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1247 on: June 25, 2015, 02:43:08 AM »
I heard you like teeth.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1248 on: June 25, 2015, 11:16:39 AM »
That's supposed to be secret.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1249 on: June 25, 2015, 01:18:34 PM »
Bite me and find out. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1250 on: June 25, 2015, 06:33:07 PM »
Play me like one of your French girls.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1251 on: June 25, 2015, 06:35:53 PM »
Scratch my butt
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1252 on: June 25, 2015, 07:07:40 PM »
I can scratch Ducky's butt!! :woohoo:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1253 on: June 26, 2015, 05:17:02 AM »
Just don't scratch mine :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1254 on: June 26, 2015, 04:33:50 PM »
Would you scratch my butt?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1255 on: June 26, 2015, 04:36:48 PM »
May I take photos too?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1256 on: June 26, 2015, 04:46:37 PM »
Of my butt? You perv. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1257 on: June 26, 2015, 04:50:21 PM »
You like the pervy scratching.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1258 on: June 26, 2015, 05:02:08 PM »
You hope I do, right?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1259 on: June 26, 2015, 05:10:04 PM »
The photos will prove it.  :zoinks:
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