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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2009, 07:18:44 PM »
titilate them untill they explode
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2009, 07:33:56 PM »
Tack hammer in the temple.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2009, 07:37:32 PM »
Use an umbrella whose tip injects tiny Polonium-210 pellets into the target's thigh, and it will be a slow painful death like Litvenenko died

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2009, 07:44:12 PM »
viagra overdose
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2009, 07:45:58 PM »
Water intoxication

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2009, 07:49:13 PM »
X Ray overdose.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2009, 08:41:03 PM »
yell at them harshly until they get a nervous breakdown

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2009, 08:56:26 PM »
Zap them with a microwave ray until the water content in their body superheats.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2009, 12:39:01 AM »
abuse them on Ventrilo

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2009, 12:45:54 AM »
Bash their brains with a lead pipe. :boxers:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2009, 12:56:52 AM »
Commit them to hours and hours of listening to Enya.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2009, 12:57:48 AM »
Dry them in the desert sun. :toporly:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2009, 01:36:38 AM »
eviscerate them with a nail file

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2009, 02:58:25 AM »
Fuck em with a hot glue gun

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2009, 03:10:44 AM »
Gouge their eyes out and put pencils in their brains.  :zoinks: