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P7PSP

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #60 on: September 21, 2009, 11:47:56 PM »
Kink a garden hose
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2009, 12:31:27 AM »
lapidary
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P7PSP

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2009, 12:56:50 AM »
Mash potatoes
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2009, 01:31:23 AM »
nickel-plate some jewellery
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #64 on: September 23, 2009, 01:36:14 AM »
Open a can of Dennisons Chili.
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2009, 09:30:52 AM »
pour a can of Dennisons Chili
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2009, 03:19:17 AM »
quiver and quake(tremors)
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2009, 06:04:12 AM »
Reach for a glass of water
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2009, 06:18:04 AM »
stick your dick in a picnic table umbrella hole
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2009, 10:30:10 AM »
Tilt the picnic table using the aforementioned pink steel penis.
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Celticgoddess

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2009, 10:51:46 AM »
Unscrew a bottle of pain meds to take after you break your penis while tilting.
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2009, 11:00:47 AM »
Vehemently deny in a letter that picking up the picnic table and taking Talwin resulted in ED.
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Celticgoddess

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2009, 11:58:35 AM »
Write a letter to Viagara describing in vivid detail the extent of your injuries to see if they will have pity and give you a lifetime supply of drugs.
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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #73 on: October 20, 2009, 01:25:54 PM »
Xerox the letter to send to the manufacturers of Levitra and Cialis.
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Celticgoddess

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Re: Things you can do with your hands Alphabet Game
« Reply #74 on: October 20, 2009, 06:52:46 PM »
Yell for help while waving frantically when you realize your penis is now swollen and you can't pull it out.
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