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Offline Todd Bayliss

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Hello
« on: August 14, 2009, 12:53:33 PM »
Just popped in to check out the joint.

The brief:
 I am a diagnosed Aspie and just finished my first novel entitled "Victim Selection Error" (its available on Amazon.com if you're interested).

"Victim Selection Error"- Kevin Murphy was planning to take a few days off to spend with his family...Plans have a way of changing.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 01:08:16 PM »
Are you BRAVE? :arrr:

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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 01:09:42 PM »
Welcome to the madhouse! Don't worry--not everybody will bite. ;D
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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 01:10:29 PM »
:welcome:

Read the first few pages of your book on Amazon, it's pretty good  :laugh:

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 02:04:39 PM »
Just popped in to check out the joint.

The brief:
 I am a diagnosed Aspie and just finished my first novel entitled "Victim Selection Error" (its available on Amazon.com if you're interested).



Sup man? :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 03:03:15 PM »
 :welcome:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 03:29:24 PM »
 :welcome:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 04:55:29 PM »
hi
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 07:18:57 PM »
G'day Todd

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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 06:07:38 AM »
Just popped in to check out the joint.

The brief:
 I am a diagnosed Aspie and just finished my first novel entitled "Victim Selection Error" (its available on Amazon.com if you're interested).



:welcome:

Your book looks interesting.

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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2009, 06:40:11 AM »
Since McJ isn't here: Would you say you are the sensitive type, Todd?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2009, 12:02:54 AM »
:welcome: to Intensity.

...and you have to make another three posts to see more of the board.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2009, 12:14:33 AM »
Yes Todd, we don't give out our secrets THAT easily....

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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2009, 04:11:35 PM »
:welcome:

Read the first few pages of your book on Amazon, it's pretty good  :laugh:

It gets even better on into it. Try the "Surprise Me" function. Amazon doesn't let you choose which pages show up in the intial "first part of the book" view. Because it's the first of a series, there is a good bit of stage setting before the main characters come in.

BTW- I have signed copies available on my website.
"Victim Selection Error"- Kevin Murphy was planning to take a few days off to spend with his family...Plans have a way of changing.
Available at Amazon.com

http://www.mtoddbayliss.com

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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2009, 04:18:45 PM »
Since McJ isn't here: Would you say you are the sensitive type, Todd?
Not particularly.

I was almost fired once for not being "sensitive enough". Apparently I said something that someone else found offensive. When I asked them how I should know what was or wasn't ok to say, they told me to just think about whether or not I would find that particular statement offensive if said to me. I told them I couldn't think of anything that I would find offensive. Weird, yes. Disturbing, possibly. Reflecting the speakers lack of intelligence, almost definitely.

I think I'll probably fit right in here. For the most part I like people (although there are days that I hate them as a species), but given enough time I will probably say something that will tick you off. Not on purpose. It's just a talent.

I've always believed that opinions are like fecal discharge orifices. Everybody has one, and mine is the only one that doesn't stink.
"Victim Selection Error"- Kevin Murphy was planning to take a few days off to spend with his family...Plans have a way of changing.
Available at Amazon.com

http://www.mtoddbayliss.com