Cats are the fucking best. Anyone who has cats it cool too.


I don't understand how anyone doesn't like cats 
I have an incredibly brilliant cat, but she hates my wife and my daughter.
She loves my son, but he is afraid of her. (he is quite autistic and can not understand that the behavior he witnesses between the cat and his sister could be different between him and the cat, yet.) Our cat is basically very jealous of other females. She is a girl cat and what a "scaredy little girl" she is.
While my daughter enjoys the pain of being clawed by the cat (my daughter toils the poor cat constantly, likes to hear her growl and hiss, does not mind having her arms shredded - in fact my daughter loves it when the cat gets really physical - my wife does not understand this ... ), my older son would not tolerate it and he is scared of being clawed and generally despises conflict in any manner. (I was just like him when I was young, before my temper first flared up.)
My sweet cat has never presented her claws to me at all. She keeps my nose licked, and makes sure that I stay clean - WHO knew that social grooming was important to cats? Well I did, but I think she is setting me up to be her mate at some point.
She does not stand a chance, however. If called upon to make a choice, my awesome wife will kick this beautiful cat's ass out the door and be done with a hissy pissy bitch cat from hell terrorizing her life forever. Just the way it is.
I love my cat! I hope I never have to choose.
Here is a pic ...
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