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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
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I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2009, 12:20:38 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway
I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.

Guys wear earrings too, so that doesn't even do it.
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 16, 2009, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway
I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.

Guys wear earrings too, so that doesn't even do it.

Bugger.

It's too cold here now to show more cleavage.
And I still can't manage high heels.

Would shaving my beard help?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2009, 07:03:31 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 16, 2009, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway
I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.

Guys wear earrings too, so that doesn't even do it.

Bugger.

It's too cold here now to show more cleavage.
And I still can't manage high heels.

Would shaving my beard help?

 :laugh:

Yes, either that or a Wonderbra.

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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 11:32:08 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 16, 2009, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway
I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.

Guys wear earrings too, so that doesn't even do it.

Bugger.

It's too cold here now to show more cleavage.
And I still can't manage high heels.

Would shaving my beard help?

Your bearded clam?  but how would they see it?  Maybe with a tee shirt that says, "bald beaver below", with an arrow or something clever.
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for both suggestions.

Very helpfull
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 10:49:51 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on March 17, 2009, 11:32:08 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 16, 2009, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 14, 2009, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Callaway
I'm curious, though.  What does "middle-aged lady regalia" look like?

Both the trousers and the t-shirt had pictures of flowers on them. Maybe the problem is I don't wear lippy; I've always been a Chap-Stik girl.

You probably just miss the decisive regalia.

Have been taken for a man too.
And even my girls, when they were tiny toddlers in flowered dresses were addressed as boys.

A tiny ponytail made all the difference for them. (I could not bother doing that to them if they did not want that)

And I got told by someone that getting my ears pierced would make the difference for me.

I always thought there were other things to decide gender by than ears.

Apparently not.

They lied at biology classes. It is about earrings.

Guys wear earrings too, so that doesn't even do it.

Bugger.

It's too cold here now to show more cleavage.
And I still can't manage high heels.

Would shaving my beard help?

Your bearded clam?  but how would they see it?  Maybe with a tee shirt that says, "bald beaver below", with an arrow or something clever.

Online friend: OMG Sleepy, WTF are you doing on Intensity of all places?
Me: The style tips are just awesome.
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2009, 12:52:51 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 17, 2009, 10:49:51 PM
Online friend: OMG Sleepy, WTF are you doing on Intensity of all places?
Me: The style tips are just awesome.

I laughed out loud.

 :plus:
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 03:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 18, 2009, 12:52:51 AM
Quote from: SleepyDragon on March 17, 2009, 10:49:51 PM
Online friend: OMG Sleepy, WTF are you doing on Intensity of all places?
Me: The style tips are just awesome.

I laughed out loud.

 :plus:

As did I.

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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2009, 06:32:40 AM »
Wow, how good is this places's reputation.

(I wouldn't know, I don't post anywhere else)
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2009, 06:36:09 AM »
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2009, 06:44:11 AM »
bald beaver below :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2009, 08:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 18, 2009, 06:32:40 AM
Wow, how good is this places's reputation.

(I wouldn't know, I don't post anywhere else)
Excellent :evillaugh:
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2009, 09:46:49 AM »
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Re: SleepyDragon swoops in
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
It would also be a GREAT name for a pub.   "The Bald Beaver"



(but not "Ye Olde Bald Beaver", doesn't have the same ring to it)
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