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Offline PMS Elle

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2009, 05:02:50 AM »
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Wench, me sword'll fix ye once and for all! :arrr:
Everyone knows that my penis is really the cure to everything.   Stop trying to sell your snake oil to people. 
Awesome.  Let's grind it up and sell it in pills.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 10, 2009, 05:02:50 AM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 09, 2009, 10:47:51 PM
Quote from: TheoK on March 09, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
Wench, me sword'll fix ye once and for all! :arrr:
Everyone knows that my penis is really the cure to everything.   Stop trying to sell your snake oil to people. 
Awesome.  Let's grind it up and sell it in pills.
It doesn't work that way, it is magical.   You don't grind up something like that, you worship it.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
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Well here you are given a lot of rope. We are pretty easy going. We are saying "OK this is a little community and we are not easily offended. We are not going to moderate you and will let you be expressive and out going" IS that saying "Please come in and treat this place like a toilet and shit everywhere because we love it!"?
No it is not.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
Makes for great foreplay.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2009, 06:30:04 PM »
fore what?
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Quote from: Sir Les
Well here you are given a lot of rope. We are pretty easy going. We are saying "OK this is a little community and we are not easily offended. We are not going to moderate you and will let you be expressive and out going" IS that saying "Please come in and treat this place like a toilet and shit everywhere because we love it!"?
No it is not.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2009, 02:35:16 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 10, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 10, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
You don't grind up something like that...

Elle does.
Makes for great foreplay.
Maybe the dancing type of grinding does.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2009, 08:53:51 AM »
All right. Thats it. Pissassfuckshitcuntvaginapeniscockdickpussyboogerspitfartbitchqueefassholegreasepussyfartmotherfuckerassshittingdicknipples.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2009, 09:07:46 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 11, 2009, 08:53:51 AM
All right. Thats it. Pissassfuckshitcuntvaginapeniscockdickpussyboogerspitfartbitchqueefassholegreasepussyfartmotherfuckerassshittingdicknipples.
Do you feel better now?  :thumbup: Nothing like a Tourettes malfunction to reset your attitude. BTW, you forgot drydocker.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2009, 10:00:23 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on March 10, 2009, 06:30:04 PM
fore what?
Fore me.  Slows the guy down, he starts caring about my pleasure, and not just trying to get his cock in me ASAP.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2009, 11:33:37 AM »
I personally don't give a shit. The girl always gets her cookies a couple of times before I even get close.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM »
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2009, 10:15:37 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.

 :indeed:  Most of the time penetration is the beginning of the end.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #72 on: March 12, 2009, 12:43:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 08, 2009, 02:10:26 PM
BTW, practical advice:  Dunno if you allow yourself to show up as idle on IMs, sign in as invisible, or talk behind away messages, but all three have been useful for me, I think.  Also if you have MSN or other instant messengers as a part of your default startup on your computer you might want to disable that so you're less likely to not notice you're on instant messenger.

Yeah that's an idea. It has a problem though, as you appear offline to people.. and they use a block checker on you, it seems that you're blocking them anyway. ;)
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #73 on: March 12, 2009, 10:32:47 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.
:agreed:  That can go on a damn long time and still be fun; actual penetrational sex has a decidedly smaller window between "fun" and "hot, sticky, sore and tired."

Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 11, 2009, 10:15:37 PM
:indeed:  Most of the time penetration is the beginning of the end.
Well, if you do anal, yes.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #74 on: March 12, 2009, 02:39:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 11, 2009, 01:51:43 PM
Frankly, I think foreplay's the best part, in many ways.

:cheers:

... make it "MOST"  and I will agree, outright.
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