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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2009, 01:38:13 PM »
Fitness includes flexability,  I am very flexable, sometimes doing 2 stretching sessions a day.

I am also strong in the area of my brain know for balancing the body.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2009, 01:40:11 PM »
My daughter and son both crew on their toenails when they think nobodies looking
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2009, 01:43:08 PM »
My daughter and son both crew on their toenails when they think nobodies looking

I know there watching, myself, I am trying not to do something like that, its just that certain things bother me, and I never get sick. 
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2009, 01:45:27 PM »
I'm very not-flexible, especially bending forwards- I do cardio every day and stretch after that, so I've improved a little, but not much.

I guess I can do other bending stuff that surprises people though- I think it was being able to lie flat on my back with a leg tucked up beside me (so my heel was against my hip) with no discomfort that a couple of friends deemed a talent.  Is that actually hard?  I think maybe my hip joints are flexible but my tendons are short or something- I can pretty easily get my feet to my face, too (again, though, didn't know it was supposed to be hard!).
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2009, 01:49:54 PM »
I read that some people suggested stretching before workouts to, to improve performance, but I honestly don't do that.  It last about a half hour, if I remember correctly.

Oh yeah, PMS Elle,  keep it up, good job.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2009, 02:19:34 PM »

No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »

No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

Can you suck your own dick?



No
You've TRIED?

I only saw clerks all the way through once but to the best of my knowlegde we're getting into another quotefest here.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2009, 06:15:16 PM »
I guess I can do other bending stuff that surprises people though- I think it was being able to lie flat on my back with a leg tucked up beside me (so my heel was against my hip) with no discomfort that a couple of friends deemed a talent.  Is that actually hard? 
I can do that easily as well both legs at the same time. I have seen people that can barely get the top of their feet flat on the floor. I didn't know this one was flexibility, just being able to stretch the thigh muscles or something. It is cool that it could be a talent. :)
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2009, 07:18:13 PM »
My daughter and son both crew on their toenails when they think nobodies looking

My daughter bites her toenails too.


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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2009, 08:12:23 PM »
I guess I can do other bending stuff that surprises people though- I think it was being able to lie flat on my back with a leg tucked up beside me (so my heel was against my hip) with no discomfort that a couple of friends deemed a talent.  Is that actually hard? 
I can do that easily as well both legs at the same time. I have seen people that can barely get the top of their feet flat on the floor. I didn't know this one was flexibility, just being able to stretch the thigh muscles or something. It is cool that it could be a talent. :)
Yeah, both legs are still easy- it was indeed cool to have people seem impressed with how flexible I am.  It was like having someone be impressed with how tall I am.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2009, 12:34:29 AM »

No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

Can you suck your own dick?



No
You've TRIED?

I only saw clerks all the way through once but to the best of my knowlegde we're getting into another quotefest here.
I tried to put my face to my crotch before, but I was wearing jeans and it was to see if I could get to my zipper with my teeth.   I didn't come close really.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2009, 12:34:34 PM »

No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

Can you suck your own dick?



No
You've TRIED?

I only saw clerks all the way through once but to the best of my knowlegde we're getting into another quotefest here.
I tried to put my face to my crotch before, but I was wearing jeans and it was to see if I could get to my zipper with my teeth.   I didn't come close really.
You know, trying to unzip your jeans with your MOUTH flies in the face of conventional social etiquette.  If you're ever around someone you're trying to impress, you might want to zip your lip about that particular stunt, fastenating though it be.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2009, 12:40:20 PM »

No, it's not really cool - more like sort of gross, but the real question is ...

Don't "THINK,"  Alex - answer quickly!

Can you suck your own dick?


I might be able to do that, but I have no need to.  Its not worth impressing anyone either.   I don't go all crazy like everyone else, because I do almost everything to the highest calibur, even starving.


No
You've TRIED?

I only saw clerks all the way through once but to the best of my knowlegde we're getting into another quotefest here.
I tried to put my face to my crotch before, but I was wearing jeans and it was to see if I could get to my zipper with my teeth.   I didn't come close really.
You know, trying to unzip your jeans with your MOUTH flies in the face of conventional social etiquette.  If you're ever around someone you're trying to impress, you might want to zip your lip about that particular stunt, fastenating though it be.
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2009, 07:07:28 PM »
i can tuck my legs like that, easy. i can also touch the floor bending down with my legs straight, i used to get my palms to the floor too as a kid. now i'm a bit stiff. :(
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Re: hypermobility
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2009, 07:17:51 PM »
i can tuck my legs like that, easy. i can also touch the floor bending down with my legs straight, i used to get my palms to the floor too as a kid. now i'm a bit stiff. :(
That's what he said.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.