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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 06:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Howard Moon on December 23, 2008, 02:43:48 AM
Quote from: TheoK on December 20, 2008, 07:18:47 PM
I used to be a neo-Nazi when I was younger

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

Once a commie always a commie, once a Muslim always a Muslim.  8)
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 08:16:35 AM »
Tell that to the former christians who turned atheist.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 08:17:32 AM »
Commies and Muslims aren't like normal human beings.  8)
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 08:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Ryan on December 23, 2008, 08:16:35 AM
Tell that to the former christians who turned atheist.

Well said and I suspect that there similar percentages of Muslims and Nazis, even Communists whose "faith"  has left them.

Unfortunately, including Tig's comeback on Muslims and Commies here, those who have jumped ship do not reveal themselves as freely as Christians.

We may never know for sure how many (nutjobs) have sought peace outside their respective bases of faith.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 09:04:08 AM »

Tig, have you ever created a thermite exchange?
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 09:08:13 AM »
I've created thermite, yup.  8)
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 09:14:42 AM »

Found another one for you:




WORLD WAR III IS COMING  !!!!!!!

President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

The bartender  says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"

Bush says, " I'm planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?   


Why kill a blonde with big tits?"


Bush turns to the bartender and says,
"See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
 
 
 

 

 

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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 09:15:49 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on December 23, 2008, 09:08:13 AM
I've created thermite, yup.  8)

 8)

How did you ignite it?

I used an old salvaged television high voltage transformer and a couple of large capacitors to provide energy.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008, 09:18:18 AM »
I used a sparkler. I had very high grade chemicals and a sparkler burns at a pretty high temperature.  8)
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2008, 09:23:03 AM »
Ah, legal where you live? Here, too, for now.

I have heard that the titanium compounds used in brightly colored fireworks, combined with an electrical connection to a "rocket hobby" ignition device will also suffice and it could be radio controlled.

I was intrigued.
I hesitate to continue my experimenting in the post 9-11 political climate, though. Many of the items I would need to play are carefully watched, these days.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2008, 09:27:53 AM »
Yup, most chemicals that are sold by for instance Unitednuclear are actually legal in Sweden. The terrorist hysteria isn't nearly as high here as in the UK or the US - yet.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2008, 09:37:40 AM »

It's "legal" to order most products from unitednuclear here, but I think they have an address reporting arrangement for certain orders with the FBI, NSA, BATF and probably even NAMBLA, FFS.

Chickenshit bastards!
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:41 AM »
In Sweden they just control things that require a license. They control every bottle of sulfuric or nitric acid sold, for instance, but they don't control something that doesn't require a license.
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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2008, 09:52:11 AM »
Most of the chemicals they offer at unitednuclear are not "really controlled"  here either, but reporting legitimate customers to an overlooking authority is a form of control at the founding level.


Nazi Youth, anyone?

This may still be the "the land of the free and the home of brave,"  but there is a pounding on the door.

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Re: Ask Lit
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2008, 09:56:24 AM »
I don't know how it will turn out with the FRA law, though. Maybe I'll have to order my chemicals by snail mail in the future.  :-\
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