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Offline Trigger 11

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Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« on: December 10, 2008, 03:43:24 PM »
Try to write a random collection of words, preferably that make some type of coherent statement, that you can know with som ecertainty have never been written/said before...ever, which makes you the first to do so!!! You get to go down in history with this game.

I was inspired by George Carlin. His example was "As soon as I stick this hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna slice my dick off!", or something like that.

Okay! I'll start...

Licking a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is like licking a cat's ass, but tastes better.

« Last Edit: December 12, 2008, 09:49:35 AM by Trigger11 »
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 03:45:47 PM »
Licking a dogs ass blows away a cats any day better than beer
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 03:48:46 PM »
Flo needs to post in this thread. :P
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 04:09:43 PM »
i desperately need lit to show me how a real man fucks

ghey ponies.
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 04:12:23 PM »
odeon's fired a gun and lucifer was witty.
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 04:13:37 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on December 10, 2008, 04:12:23 PM
odeon's fired a gun and lucifer was witty.

you lose - i've been called witty before, ner, ner, ner!  :hahaha:
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 04:56:38 PM »
Lit finally saw the light.
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 02:06:20 AM »
The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie.
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 04:31:56 AM »
Mike = James Joyce.  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 04:46:13 AM »
 ??? James Joyce is considered a great author in Sweden.
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 06:37:06 AM »
you don't recognise a certain similarity in style there, then?  :orly:
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 06:44:15 AM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 11:34:44 AM »
Trigger11 is the coolest, most awesome, radical dude on the interwebs.

Quote from: Lucifer on December 10, 2008, 04:09:43 PM
i desperately need lit to show me how a real man fucks

ghey ponies.

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Re: Write a group of words that have never been said/written in that order...ever!
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 02:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Mike on December 11, 2008, 02:06:20 AM
The soon to implode notable cellist with Lego mince pie & cactus sandwich ears and a mouth the shape of Darwin’s mother’s custom made brass brassiere that constantly blew out triangular uranium tainted bubbles, wore a cling film & mango skin jumpsuit that screeched as he sklid down a launching rocket bound for Jupiter, landing on a plate of jellied politician’s fingers and Brontosaurus’ egg soufflé, all the while he was playing doubles table tennis with the Tsar of Prussia against the ghost of a tutu wearing Yasir Arafat and the decomposing but animated remains of Herman Goering who had a chimpanzee on his head muttering ‘Like A Virgin’ banging on a Rhino hide djembe with one hand and typing a Haiku on a purple Blackberry with the other.

TAKE YOUR MEDS!

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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 02:30:04 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 11, 2008, 04:31:56 AM
Mike = James Joyce.  :lol:

oooooh, i love literary wit.   :thumbup:
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