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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 12:20:52 PM »
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2008, 12:21:24 PM »
I'm 23 I have some toys in my apartment.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2008, 12:26:40 PM »
I'm 23 I have some toys in my apartment.

I don't see anything wrong with that, just ignore others.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 01:13:46 PM »
I'm not the only one here with toys, two others have also confessed they have toys too.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 01:27:55 PM »
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:



Uhm, you mean you don't have a license? That's not the same as not being able to drive. I could drive at 13, without a license of course.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 01:57:29 PM »
While I have a license and I can't drive.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2008, 01:58:45 PM »
That's pretty common. Most women and older folk can't drive, despite having a license.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2008, 02:00:34 PM »
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2008, 02:53:24 PM »
Who says the confessions have to be about playing with kids' toys?  :laugh:

good point.  actually, i rarely play with kids' toys, i just play with things like those little biodegradable curly things you get as packaging for delicate things, and stuff llke that.

i was just following the theme of the majority of the posts before mine (yours being an exception).

still can't think of anything i would describe as sad, though...

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2008, 02:55:40 PM »
I am 26 and I still play with a toy, a sex toy, if when I can fit in :o :laugh:

/refrains from comment.

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I can find a cartoon I will watch, but their is usually swearing or obnoxious humor.

I confess,  I am 26 and I still wet myself at night :wanker: :laugh:

I confess, I ate chocolate covered...............goji berry :wanker:    Goji berry is richer in protein than acai, which has as much protein as an egg.  It has more than bee pollen, which is 7x a steak.  Goji berry induces superoxide dismutase, an antioxidant enzyme.  This sod, can reverse an aspect of an arterial diease.
chocolate liquior, rubber buns and lick her :laugh:

goji berries taste like fucking shit - vile things.  :puke:  actually, not a bad taste, just not much of one at all.  i composted the ones i bought.  yuck.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2008, 02:57:21 PM »
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.

I owned a car before I had a license. A red Volkswagen 1302.  8)

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2008, 02:58:51 PM »
I meant as in never driving before. I don't even own a car.

I owned a car before I had a license. A red Volkswagen 1302.  8)

and do you still run it up and down the carpet, going "brrrrrum, brrrrrum"?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2008, 03:04:01 PM »
No, I sold it for 10000 kronor and got a Volvo for free from my grandfather.  8)

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2008, 04:37:37 PM »
I had been driving since I was 15 but had my lisence since I was almost 17. My parents had extra cars so I took myself to school and back and to my own doctor appointments.

I didn't drive illegally of course, I did driver's ed and we all took turns to drive after school. I loved it and it was fun to see kids goof up. One time i almost drove into a mini van because I meant to hit the break but instead I hit the gas pedal but the teacher put on the break. We had a break in the passenger seat for the teacher to use. It was put in. We all had learner's permits.

One time my teacher told me if I hit a cat, I would get 100 points for it on my driver's test and I told him "No way. I would do it in a video game but not in real life." Then he told me I took it too literal and he was just joking. He loved to joke and watch me take him seriously, then after a while I stopped listening to him and he thought I had finally learned. I liked him, he was nice. His stories were funny, even if I did buy them. Then I started telling him at age 16 "Are you serious?" "You're joking" "Be serious." Sometimes he was serious and I thought he was pulling my leg again.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2008, 05:02:35 PM »
Oh come on now, we can do better than this.

I'm 41, this summer I was caught by the neighbors on my son's skateboard, playing in the sprinkler, throwing water balloons, and on the slip n' slide.

I still play with Legos, I watch Chowder, Naruto, & any Samurai Jack episode I can find, can't wait until my son opens his Wii this Christmas so that I can finally play Mario Galaxy, can probably name more Pokemon than my son's friends from helping him collect cards, and I have Animal Crossing on my DS, a mini bop-it & simon in my purse to kill boredom.

Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. :green:





Mario Galaxy is mint.. wouldn't say its for kids either.