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TheoK

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The United States of America are...German!
« on: November 23, 2008, 07:11:17 AM »
I always thought that the majority of the USA had British ancestry, especially the states in the north and east. Now it turns out that most of the whole country has German ancestry. Even Florida and Alaska are mostly inhabitated by people of German descent.



Though there seems to be some logical mistake. People can't be of European and "American" descent at the same time, except for the natives of course, but they already have their own place on this map.

Weirdly enough, there are no Swedes on the map. More than 10 million Swedes have moved to the USA. That's more than the whole population of Sweden today. Either they're confused with Norwegians or don't look at themselves as Swedes anymore.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 07:16:28 AM »
23 states have a majority of German descent, 4 Mexican and 9 African.

Why not call it the Union of New Germany, New Mexico(!) and New Africa?  :zoinks:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 07:22:16 AM »
And waging two World Wars against your relatives in Europe...naugthy, naugthy... :eyebrow:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 07:30:55 AM »
Now we see why the United States of America are brave and the last Superpower: the majority is of the Aryan Master Race. :hitler:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 07:45:23 AM »
nah, india is a superpower. :headbang2:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 07:50:48 AM »
They're just many but not brave! :arrr:

Seriously, I was 99% sure that the ethnicity at least in New England was:

1. English
2. Scotch
3. Irish
4. French.

That only goes for Maine, Vermont (brave), New Hampshire and Massachusetts. And New York state with neighbourhood is spaghetti cooker land. No wonder N.Y.C. is the most corrupted city in the civilized world.  :P

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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 09:17:40 AM »
those germans sure like to fuck and move.

now you can understand my intolerance of mexicans....i am surrounded.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 09:38:58 AM »
 :plus:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 09:44:46 AM »
if they were a smart and logical group of people then i wouldn't have a problem with them.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 09:55:26 AM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on November 23, 2008, 09:44:46 AM
if they were a smart and logical group of people then i wouldn't have a problem with them.

That's because you're a German in disguise. Germans love smartness and order.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 09:58:10 AM »
i am mostly german. secondly i am irish.  thirdly i am horndawg
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2008, 09:59:25 AM »
I'm Swedish-Norwegian-Spanish. Though the Spanish just comes around in my temper. You'd never guess by my looks.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2008, 10:01:07 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on November 23, 2008, 09:59:25 AM
I'm Swedish-Norwegian-Spanish. Though the Spanish just comes around in my temper. You'd never guess by my looks.
i see then.  you are not even one iota of ze master race.
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 10:03:04 AM »
Oh yes, Hitler said that Scandinavians were very much of ze Master Race.  :arrr:
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Re: The United States of America are...German!
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2008, 10:04:49 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on November 23, 2008, 10:03:04 AM
Oh yes, Hitler said that Scandinavians were very much of ze Master Race.  :arrr:
this just in.  hitler lied to your faces.
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