Stupid fucking "Random" thread

[DirtDawg]

Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?

[DirtDawg]

The American craze for their weekly cheesburgers alone produces the carbon exchange equivalent of two hundred million metric tons per year, when you count the "bovine effluent."

[DirtDawg]

Euchre is a card game which is completely hostile and alien to aspies, because the rules change with every new hand and I have become obsessive over it. It fucking pisses me off!

[Callaway]

For a PET scan, glucose (a form of sugar) that contains a radioactive atom is injected into the bloodstream. Because cancer cells in the body are growing rapidly, they absorb large amounts of the radioactive sugar. After about an hour, a special camera is used to create a picture of areas of radioactivity in the body.

PET is useful when your doctor thinks the cancer may have spread but doesn't know where. The picture is not finely detailed like a CT or MRI scan, but it provides helpful information about your whole body. Some newer machines are able to perform both a PET and CT scan at the same time (PET/CT scan). This allows the radiologist to compare areas of higher radioactivity on the PET with the appearance of that area on the CT.

[DirtDawg]

It is quite easy for a clever person to locate specific patents to help determine if your ideas are original at:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/

"The FreePatentsOnline search engine is one of the most powerful, fastest and easiest patent search engines on the web. Our search allows advanced search techniques such as word stemming, proximity searching, relevancy ranking and search term weighting to help you find exactly what you are looking for. And, our account features let you organize, annotate and share documents, and Alerts let you instantly be notified when new documents of interest are published."

[odeon]

Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.

[Lucifer]

Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?

 

adblock it - i have. 

[Lucifer]

Do I have to have a huge round butt that drags the ground to find a parking space?

a parking space for your bottom? 

[Lucifer]

Very few walls have ears. And many of the ones that have them are by Salvador Dali.

 

[Alex179]

Every time I put on my leather jacket I can hear the screams of agony from the cows that died to provide me warmth every winter.

[odeon]

Randy was a cow in his former life.

[renaeden]

You can polish shit.

[DirtDawg]

I can't, since I'm not Polish.

[renaeden]

I saw it on Mythbusters.

[klox]

I saw it on Miffhustlers.