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Legal case against God.
« on: October 19, 2008, 08:51:20 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm

God apparently doesn't have a legal address.

Everyone knows he lives at the North Pole.

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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 09:06:34 PM »
God is homeless?   What about all those churches that claim to be his house :zoinks:
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 12:38:02 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on October 19, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm

God apparently doesn't have a legal address.

Everyone knows he lives at the North Pole.

no, dear heart, that's father christmas.

(bless).

god lives in every one of us, even when we go to the lavatory (fucking weirdo), so let's all sing "haaaaaaaaaallelujah!" 

oh, the rapture!
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 06:31:07 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 20, 2008, 12:38:02 AM
god lives in every one of us, even when we go to the lavatory (fucking weirdo), so let's all sing "haaaaaaaaaallelujah!" 

No he doesn't, I evicted his ass.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 12:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on October 20, 2008, 06:31:07 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on October 20, 2008, 12:38:02 AM
god lives in every one of us, even when we go to the lavatory (fucking weirdo), so let's all sing "haaaaaaaaaallelujah!" 

No he doesn't, I evicted his ass.

He couldn't afford the rent >:D
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2008, 01:28:26 PM »
I saw God, he was a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2008, 03:21:01 PM »
God, North pole?  Must be dildo called North poll that a naked gal shoves up her pussy, that makes me happy, and therefore fufills one of the roles of god. :laugh:  I have a north pole two, and its cold when its not inside one, but I don't mean something gay or dildo.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 04:49:12 PM »
I watched a movie about a guy suing god because his ship sunk but it was actually to try and get money from the insurance. I did not think people were that stupid in real life to actually do it.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 04:26:12 PM »
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 01:52:27 PM »
this made me laff 2day

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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 02:13:04 PM »
Quote from: OlDirtyMutate on October 26, 2008, 01:52:27 PM
this made me laff 2day
The Christians only wish it was that easy.
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Re: Legal case against God.
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 02:30:02 PM »
Quote from: OlDirtyMutate on October 26, 2008, 01:52:27 PM
this made me laff 2day

They would cut your head off for having that in some places :o
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