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Offline ALLDAYGLOWRANDY

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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2008, 02:06:06 PM »
I didn't say date, maybe with a little training, and motivation....  I am good at those things, gives me plenty of options, so does patients.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2008, 03:08:45 PM »
yes, well, you might just stand a chance with some types of patient, flo.

(as long as you're into bondage).
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2008, 03:33:21 PM »
I don't see how. They'd tie him up and leave.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2008, 01:12:08 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2008, 03:33:21 PM
I don't see how. They'd tie him up and leave.


i don't think they could: this is what i had in mind...

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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2008, 02:06:50 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 15, 2008, 01:12:08 AM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2008, 03:33:21 PM
I don't see how. They'd tie him up and leave.


i don't think they could: this is what i had in mind...




Yup, that'd do it. :P
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #50 on: December 09, 2008, 10:57:07 AM »
Okay...I am going to ask all of you a question.

Say a girl at work comes over to your desk several times a day and talks to you. During this time she smiles a lot, laughs at your sarcasm, and fidgets with her wedding ring a lot. Do you suppose that means anything?
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2008, 12:58:31 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:07 AM
Okay...I am going to ask all of you a question.

Say a girl at work comes over to your desk several times a day and talks to you. During this time she smiles a lot, laughs at your sarcasm, and fidgets with her wedding ring a lot. Do you suppose that means anything?

Yes, it likely means she's attracted to you, probably dissatisfied with her marriage and is considering having an affair with you.  It could also mean that her chair is uncomfortable, she thinks you're funny and she's allergic to the alloy of her wedding ring.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2008, 01:00:03 PM »
They're never allergic to money, muscles or big cocks, though.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2008, 03:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 09, 2008, 12:58:31 PM
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:07 AM
Okay...I am going to ask all of you a question.

Say a girl at work comes over to your desk several times a day and talks to you. During this time she smiles a lot, laughs at your sarcasm, and fidgets with her wedding ring a lot. Do you suppose that means anything?

Yes, it likely means she's attracted to you, probably dissatisfied with her marriage and is considering having an affair with you.  It could also mean that her chair is uncomfortable, she thinks you're funny and she's allergic to the alloy of her wedding ring.

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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2008, 08:13:38 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:07 AM
Okay...I am going to ask all of you a question.

Say a girl at work comes over to your desk several times a day and talks to you. During this time she smiles a lot, laughs at your sarcasm, and fidgets with her wedding ring a lot. Do you suppose that means anything?
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2008, 08:14:47 AM »
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2009, 08:31:30 AM »
should i dote on a woman, feed their confidence and buy them things?

should i act like i am really inerested in her?
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2009, 11:07:49 AM »
Depends. Are you?
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2009, 12:18:19 PM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on February 14, 2009, 08:31:30 AM
should i dote on a woman, feed their confidence and buy them things?

should i act like i am really inerested in her?
I agree with Pyraxis' 'depends' but with different stipulations:

1.  Is the woman frigid (if so, go right ahead- you will definitley not get laid AND eventually run out of money)
2.  Would you have ANYTHING to offer her if you weren't buying her shit and waiting on her hand and foot (if so, avoid at all cost- there is a chance you will not only get laid but will not have to go bankrupt to pay her not to dump you)

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2009, 07:08:18 PM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on February 14, 2009, 08:31:30 AM
should i dote on a woman, feed their confidence and buy them things?

should i act like i am really inerested in her?

Are we talking about your wife here?

If so, then yes.

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